yeehaw grind

Gustav Klimt, Water Serpents (detail)

“Unskilled Jobs” are a classist myth used to justify poverty wages.

“in the future we’ll have hoverboards”

the future:

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

MSG is to white women what fentanyl is to cops

had to sit down and have a long think about why white woman hate metal gear solid

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

I went back in time and convinced the 20-something version of my dad to have gay sex in order to make the future him not homophobic. When I returned to the present I wasn’t born.

damn.

(picture unrelated)

what do you mean PICTURE UNRELATED

This is a lawnmower fan blog. sorry

(picture unrelated)

adfhgssorpreowpšdorfkgjjoferpo34p5t6z6u5tow4ru40rjfsieshifg sigfhisri fhkrgsourgfju eou394torwuf4j975439wriosfgvhzaduoficoSxl

and so the bamboozler gets bamboozled

Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.

losing my mind over this

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

why did he eat this