Yes My Name Is Mycroft

Oh my god!!???

It’s not even asscrack of dawn and I am up getting ready for my yeeterus that’s in 4 hours

Me, waking up from anesthesia: *starts to cry*

Nurse: Oh are you in pain???

Me, still crying: Noo. *sniff* I *sniff* just *sniff* my *sniff* fiance!!!!!

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

Elementary!Sherlock is superior because when he was angry and had to make several phone calls he dug out a rotary phone from his storage closet to be able to hang up on people with more emphasis

This happened today and also I got ghosted on Grindr on my way to meet the guy so can someone just fucking kill me

Damien is going to pay the price for me getting blue balled

Y’all wanna guess what happened tonight

This happened today and also I got ghosted on Grindr on my way to meet the guy so can someone just fucking kill me

Damien is going to pay the price for me getting blue balled

AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE.

So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.

Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter