Boy Toy Wonder

Twin boys

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

bought this mouse butt plug on dark etsy

its so important to be in a hater4hater friendship. more than one is preferable but one is absolutely necessary

Fuck yea

maybe it's just because I've been having these conversations for too long but sometimes watching a youtube video essayist analyse something is kind of like watching a third-grader run through their times tables. it's like... yes, very good, that's all true! so... what now...

"the 'clean girl' thing is not actually about cleanliness and hygiene, but instead requires artifical measures such as makeup to achieve"

sure. why is this video 30 minutes long.

ending videos with “what does this mean? i don’t know” try knowing!

the elusive 7 act Structure

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about