Je Suis Awesome

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22. Pgh. Puns. Tattoos. Ladies. Pups. Books.
And to be quite honest I think I have a great butt.
IG: wan_kenyobbi
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Bernie Sanders: It’s time to raise the minimum wage so that a minimum-wage job will lift a person out of poverty not keep them in it.
Republicans: But inflation!!1!
Economists: The minimum wage hasn't been raised since 2009 and the economy has expanded considerably since then, so actually, an increase in the minimum wage is due to keep the working class in line with the cost of living.
Republicans: I don't know suddenly I cannot read.
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thahalfrican

Somehow I don’t think the card one is true, I mean, there are just so many times that people are shuffling decks that it is likely that each combination has been reached at least once. 

Well, there’s 80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (67 zeros) ways to arrange a deck. There are more ways to arrange a deck of cards than atoms on the Earth. #funfact

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