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pool boy at the vampire mansion

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noah / 26 / he+him / UK
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guchaigue

KIM KITSURAGI - "Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out."

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not-your-bro

you know the terror's characters are based on real people because otherwise no one in their right mind would write a serious conversation between two characters named sir john, in which they discuss the fate of a third character, also named sir john

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jame7t

Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks

Guys retweets could be called refucks

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cryptotheism

Yeah we heard you

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WE’VE BEEN SAYING. WE’VE BEEN TELLING YOU.

DON’T. FUCKING. ENGAGE. WITH BRAND. TUMBLR. ACCOUNTS.

Hi, sorry. Some people have been making some assumptions in the notes and I’d like to make a few clarifications.

1: I’m not some secret corporate planted account that’s “in on it” and intentionally baiting notes or anything. I got like, 30 notes from my comment, tops. Maybe a few reblogs. But I don’t give a fuck about any of that! I’m just a guy talking on the internet!

2: People make mistakes. Yes, sometimes even people who agree that you shouldn’t interact with corporate posts slip up. If you’re unaware, there’s a @brand-directory that lists them all for blocking. I was not aware. My apologies. I have rectified that mistake.

3: @nintendo-europe is a PARODY ACCOUNT. Their links lead nowhere and even the slightest research into Nintendo’s own list of social media accounts wont mention it. So it’s not even a brand post.

@badgraph1csghost Next time you make a post like this, please blur out or otherwise censor the name of the dumbass you’re pointing at, because I’ve tried contacting you multiple times with no luck. I rarely post as is, so the fact that I’m suddenly forced to defend myself like this is ridiculous.

tldr; you cant say that man

imagine possssting ssssomeonessss url calling them a clout chassser and complaining about them being a corporate ssshill leading to inevitable hate mail and like. you aren’t even right. not even closssse. one click on the blog would’ve told you it issssnt real. you harassssed ssssomeone for no reasssson.

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house-mpreg

you tell em, snake on tumblr

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