calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

fake

bakugo. dont say that.

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

Everyday schedule

bobby flay from food network is unfuckable!

hey @dykemareep you good?

jesse we need to sell enough meth to donate to this tv show’s gofundme

“The whole thing was a scam, Walt! They were never gonna make a show about an outgoing asexual and introverted pansexual being roommates. They just took the money and ran! ‘All or Nothing’ will never be a real TV show!”

RIP to the funniest person to ever interact with one of my posts

watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong

????????

knuckle tattoos that say ESCAPED BIOHAZARD

That's way too many letters do you have radiation poisoning or something

Ohhhh

the most iconic polycule of all time…a, e, i, o, u, & sometimes y…

bestie they are vowels..