softer, worser, slower, weaker

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

this video is a red wine stain on the white carpet of my brain

Fried garlic for dinner

anything else?

fried garlic for dinner

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

Me rn. Pleaseeeee let me be safeeeee

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

Hua Xi, from "Night Drive Through My Own Life"

He would do numbers on tumblr wth

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

my seanoning