dont-be-saad reblogged
kathybethterry
shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while
me:
#me in college
no negativity this year we love ourselves like supervillains
goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do
im on the floor