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Unbelievable Starlord cosplay from NYCC

Cosplayer: @its_just_koch

Suck it Starlord

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

everyone in jurassic park: the dinosaurs are secured in their cages and have no way of getting out

dinosaurs:

WHAR THE HELL VHKLJVNÇ<NÇ< 

Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

Even a children’s show character knows the importance of consent. 

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and you don’t wanna ask who it is

I usually hate these things but that face was too precious not to reblog

i love bette already

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Dylan responding to Kim K’s ex husband’s mean tweet regarding Bruce Jenner interview

the three p’s:

The Onion’s coverage on gay marriage has been on fire (x).

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

Employee of the Month

Calm down Javert

What old peoples homes will be like in the future

And that’s when he decided to start making meth