Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. 

good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry.

https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely

Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company. 

It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate.

tony’s chocolonely is a fantastic company, though the shipping is outrageously high if you can’t buy from a store in person

here’s a list of other companies who use fair trade chocolate:

and a list of companies who knowingly use slave labor to make their chocolate:

sources: 1, 2, 3, 4

growth of a seed

nature is raw af

Relationships are so fucking scary to me. No matter how great things are going or how in love you are, your significant other could always just lose feelings for you and be gone. And none of that is in any of your control.

My poor French teacher today was talking about the word “cell phone” and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy….. which led to

Professor: Isn’t that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don’t we say that in English.

One brave Student: …..because it’s slang for a handjob

Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.

Quick Tip to Draw Straight Lines & Avoid Shaky Hand Lettering by Sean McCabe

(reblog to save an artist

Of all the art classes I’ve taken, this is one the most helpful thing I’ve ever learned.

Yes, Avril Lavigne, you can make it more obvious. You literally told me nothing about these two people except their genders and presumingly their young age. They could both be gay, or not even into each other. They could be two complete strangers. They could be living on different continents, or in different time periods. You gotta be more specific.

It’s the fact she then carries on to describe them as “he was a punk, she did ballet” and then says “what more can I say?” and it’s like you still haven’t actually told us anything ffs Avril. 

He was a 17th century english prostitute, she danced in the Perm Theater Ballet in Russia in 1893

Wow way to use an archaic meaning of the word ‘punk’ for historical accuracy.

Reblogging this again because I found info!

This is 2/3 of a band called Too Many Zooz (they’re lacking their trumpeter here), the song is called ‘Flightning,’ and the genre is “brass house” (which i think they made up but hey i dig it). They have a handful of songs on Spotify and just successfully Kickstarted their first full-length album.

this song as the opening to a new anime by Shinichiro Watanabe honestly

These guys are CHARACTERS for a Watanabe anime.

I seriously love these guys, because they’re so interesting from a music-theory perspective. Their use of intense beats, syncopation, deep bass, and blaring harmonics borrows a lot from modern club music

they’re basically playing dubstep on traditional instruments. Seriously, listen to some tracks with all three of them together, and tell me that’s not what they’re doing

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