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if you leave me, i’ll kill you.
The corners of her lips twitched, but she managed to contain a smile. He was definitely a pain in the ass. “This delay is pointless.” She moved closer, a flare of biotics forcibly uncrossing Shepard’s arms and pining them over his head. “I know you feel this.” She whispered seductively as she pressed the length of her body against his.
*Plops Emma down on Regina's desk*
“Can I help you?” Regina raises an eyebrow at the blonde.
“I’m sorry, darling.” Regina closed her eyes. It had been a while since she had a moment to enjoy Emma’s touch. “I’ve been terribly busy. Mr. Gold has been making my life hell lately…” She was sure the man planned to run for mayor the following year and damage her reputation in the process.
The girl looked up at her love with a frown. Finally the town had begun to see the two of them ‘fall in love’ and their public displays of affection were relatively accepted, but she hated to think that anyone might be torturing her because of her. “Do you think it’s because of me?”
“Oh, my love...” Regina brought a hand up to softly caress Emma’s cheek. “It’s not because of you, it’s because of his greed. His ambition. He just wants more power. and with the election approaching.. I’ve no doubt he’ll try to bring up our relationship eventually.” Regina frowned. She would NOT allow Gold to make her relationship with Emma look disgusting and wrong... “But, I won’t let him use my love for you as a tool to gain more power.”
*Plops Emma down on Regina's desk*
“Can I help you?” Regina raises an eyebrow at the blonde.
“I think you can.” Emma smiled and moved from the desk to Regina’s lap. “I was just leaving school when I had a thought, I haven’t seen my favorite housemate in a very long time.” She pouted and nuzzled against Regina’s neck. “You didn’t come home until after I was in bed last night and you were gone before I woke up. Is everything okay, Gina?”
“I’m sorry, darling.” Regina closed her eyes. It had been a while since she had a moment to enjoy Emma’s touch. “I’ve been terribly busy. Mr. Gold has been making my life hell lately...” She was sure the man planned to run for mayor the following year and damage her reputation in the process.
*Plops Emma down on Regina's desk*
“Can I help you?” Regina raises an eyebrow at the blonde.
if you leave me, i’ll kill you.
“You prolong the inevitable.” She said moving closer and holding Shepard against the wall with her biotics.
if you leave me, i’ll kill you.
“I sense your weakness.”
if you leave me, i’ll kill you.
“Ha! Please, you like the danger of the job. You like dangerous things. They get you hot. I mean… you’re fucking me, aren’t you? Can’t get more dangerous than that.”
“Well if I did get more dangerous than you I’d be fucking Harbinger and I’d rather not be fucking Harbinger.”
“But... you are. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.”
if you leave me, i’ll kill you.
“Screw you, Shepard. You actively try to get yourself killed on a daily basis. Mr. I-fought-a-reaper-on-foot.”
“That’s called my job. I mean that’s why Hackett and Anderson reinstated me and all.”
“Ha! Please, you like the danger of the job. You like dangerous things. They get you hot. I mean... you’re fucking me, aren’t you? Can’t get more dangerous than that.”
if you leave me, i’ll kill you.
“You knew what you were getting into, dumbass. Too late to back out.”
“Well yes but you know I also happened to like living.”
“Screw you, Shepard. You actively try to get yourself killed on a daily basis. Mr. I-fought-a-reaper-on-foot.”
if you leave me, i’ll kill you.
“You knew what you were getting into, dumbass. Too late to back out.”
When you want to rp again but you have a French exam tomorrow morning and you haven’t studied one bit cuz you were to busy with work and now you just wanna cry or go to bed and ignore the world and eat chocolate ice cream to feel better.
....and now I need a fic where Laura reads the Carmilla novella and freaks out cuz “Does Carm have a thing for tiny blondes named Laura?” And Carm is all grumpy cuz “That’s not the way it happened. And if that idiot author wasn’t dead already...”
And Carm thinks Laura may or may not be a descendant/reincarnation of that Laura... the first Laura didn’t talk so much though.
And maybe Laura being jealous of Novella!Laura.
I just want lots of Web Series/Novella crossovers.
Post updated: October 13, 11:00 AM MST
As some of you know, @honestlynatalie and I coordinated a Carmilla Bundle Giveaway last year for Christmas. It was a lot of work, but it was so much fun - it really made us proud to be creampuffs - so we’re doing it again for the @carmillaseries movie!
*Number updated frequently so check this post often to see the updates!
Bundle Giveaway Rules:
(That is 11 AM EST, 8:00 AM PST, and 5:00 PM in Oslo. Here’s a nifty MST time converter for your reference: http://www.worldtimebuddy.com/mst-to-pst-converter)
That’s it. Good luck everyone!
If you want to also get in on the giveaway, like we did in the last one send an Ask or message to me or Natalie (@honestlynatalie) with how many you want to contribute! They just have to be the Original Creampuff bundle. Here’s more details on how contributing works! Message us by October 21**, 11:59 MST and we’ll add you to list of contributors! **Because of the volume of amazing generous people, we’ve moved up the deadline to contribute.
And for contributors only - if you contribute, I’m doing a separate draw to give one of you lucky people a box of Limited Edition Carmilla branded U By Kotex tampons! From my own personal collection, as shown off here by Henry, a totally willing participant***:
***dog and dog treat not included in perk.
Laura Hollis (via hello-land)
“Why do you always win?”
“Because I’m the Mayor, dear.” Regina smirked at her friend. “I’ve been in charge of this town for a long time. Monopoly is no challenge for me.” Not to mention she spent years playing with Henry. “Also…you are terrible at staying out of jail.”
Abigail huffed and crossed her arms in a teasing matter and smirked back “Yes well at least that’s only true in the game and not in the real world, I couldn’t handle jail,” she chuckled and started cleaning up the game. “Another round? Or just one more glass of wine and call it a night?”
"Another?" Regina raised an eyebrow. "I'm starting to think that you actually like losing." The former queen said as she refilled their glasses. "It was the same when we played games back in the enchanted forest. Though if you insist...we could make it a little interesting. The loser spends the night in jail... I'm sure I can get Emma to let us use the sheriff station." @abigailonceapeasantgirl
“Why do you always win?”
“Because I’m the Mayor, dear.” Regina smirked at her friend. “I’ve been in charge of this town for a long time. Monopoly is no challenge for me.” Not to mention she spent years playing with Henry. “Also...you are terrible at staying out of jail.”
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