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Mercie l Nonbinary (They/them) l 24 l πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ graduated the uni hell!
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

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c3rvida3

A wicked seed of want and longing is blossoming inside the pit of my stomach with a terrible beauty and truth I have not felt since I first knew I wanted to transition. Will somebody drive me to Dairy Queen.

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No, you cannot watch the stupid European singing competition when its allowing the genocidal country that's literally starving millions and blowing up refugees' tents. Like, have some fucking shame.

You ask mfers to give up one aspect of pop culture (award shows, competitions, million dollar events) to put time and care into people of color and suddenly rights are being infringed. Bitch, if you don't get real and donate to an evacuation fund.

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plaguedocboi

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

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bunjywunjy

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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Requested five (5) weeks of paid bereavement leave so I can mourn the passing of this dead beetle I found in the hallway.

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plaguedocboi

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

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angelmush

the midwestern seas of my heart β™₯️β™₯️ !!!!

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This is pissing me off, every attempt to find the origin of this quote only brings me back to this image. Is this the origin? Did someone write this shit just for this picture?

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prokopetz

Scenario: somebody you know casually, but not, like, that well has cheaply obtained some rare article that happens to be related to a special interest of yours. However, they're not sure if it's genuine or a knockoff, and – being aware of your special interest – they reach out to you to confirm its authenticity. The results of examining photos being inconclusive, they insist on showing it to you in person; upon arrival, they point the way to a musty, ill-lit basement where item in question is ostensibly kept.

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pomrania

Common trends from the notes:

  • my special interests don't involve anything one could conceivably put in a basement
  • I don't go into ANY basements, like just on general principle, there's spiders and/or mold down there
  • I've read Cask Of Amontillado, and would be making jokes about it the entire time until I finally realized they were serious
  • actually a major component of the original story is that the guy was drunk
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The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

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