this scene was far too real for too many people

Ben and Jerry’s gives No Shits

Yooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: Well, isn’t that nice, Ben and Jerry’s are branching out and they’re changing th–OOOOH THEY WENT THERE

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

hey guys what’s going on here? you takin pictures?

pre- peri- post-

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I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

*clocks out exactly at 5*

BOSS:

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

reblog for good luck

I call this piece Forbidden Love~

They’ve come so far.

Give them their hair back??

Freshman year vs senior year

#captain show off

Rugrats was deep.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012, dir. Bill Condon)

THIS IS PEAK COMEDY.