when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.

Bringing back this prime advice

Relevant.

MASHUP

Uptown Funk + Get’cha Head in the Game, High School Musical

(Tumblr Audio version)

OLD WORLD AND NEW COLLIDE OH MY

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK WHY IS THIS GOOD NO STOP

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

So my friend’s boyfriend tried to prank him

Tumblr Bloggers at Night

Omfg I can’t

All my good ideas come to me at night. It’s like daytime. But daytime is when I sleep.

YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY

If two chemicals got married, would it be Their Chemical Romance?

what she says: I’m fine what she means: i don’t understand the concept of mermaid man and barnacle boy. are they supposed to be average sized humans? if they are then does that mean that spongebob and all the citizens of bikini bottom are actually human sized? how did they get so big? how come in the spongebob movie when spongebob and patrick are on the beach they are so tiny compared to david hasselhoff and the other people on the beach? are these regular sized human beings or are they actually giants? if they’re regular size then why are mermaid man and barnacle boy so tiny? how did they get that tiny?