Yoooo lemme bless your dashboard

(Feel free to add your pics too 😏😏)

I AM A FAN

THIS IS MAD CUTE

I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site

I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i

im washing me and my clothes bitch

A group of dragons get together to play Offices & Managers.

Is this where The Office came from?

dragon: i put dweight’s stapler in jello

dm: roll for sleight of hand

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

heck

you’re on thin fucking ice

oh no

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

Thanks! Even worse :)

I think i get it

The sign outside my future house

Priceless

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me