way to go paul

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

bubbas choice

Yes, I want my child to be the largest most powerful child in the world

my powerful milk-fed daughter going to school with your fragile milk-deprived daughter

Anyone who says "You don't look autistic!" deadass thinks that every single autistic person looks like these mfs

They actually measure your head to neck ratio as part of the diagnostic criteria

Howl's pooping asshole

Stop

Peepee's delivery service

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Did GLUP SHITTO survive the GRUNKUS OF UNENDING HORROR? Find out in this week's episode of THE OTHER JEDI!

They will also get fined if they fail to comply btw.

We should start killing Ron DeSantis with hammers

Unknown artist.

A Pair of Pigs 1850

Oil on canvas

British Folk art

Compton Verney

“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinarily by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.

we need to respect a beautiful womans choice to have the most wonderful cringefail husband in the world. ok.

miku says happy early valentine’s day slaydies 🫰🏻

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

if you're curious there was no second date and I'm pretty sure it's 46% because of this