EXO comes to your ethnic family function
Lol i’m doing this reaction post with a few tweaks. I hope u don’t mind ^^ i’ll probz do a separate post on the ”treat u right” part.
This is what happens when you bring OT12 to your family bbq/picnic/gathering:
You: hey guys so I brought EXO here and they’re a really popular kpop grou–
Everyone else: *blank stare* there she go with that kpop mess again
*everyone could care less and goes back to whatever they were doing*
Suho:
will probably be introducing himself to all the adults and your aunties will be whispering to themselves about what a nice boy he is
Baekhyun:
The younger kids will be treating him like he’s a jungle gym. He’ll be busy giving piggyback rides and pretending he’s an airplane. Also everyone will probably mispronounce his name and call him “Bacon”
Chanyeol:
He’ll be fawning over your cousins tattoos and excitedly listening to them explain what they mean. He’ll also probably show his own tattoo off. One of your cousins will try to recruit him to join his team in a game of 5 on 5 basketball.
Chen:
He’ll be throwing down on the grill with your dad. He’ll probably get an honorary bbq apron and your dad will teach him his secret recipe. After he’s done he’ll proudly present you with a burger he made himself.
Kyungsoo:
Will be staring at the buffet of foreign food for a long time, wondering what to eat. Once he does eat something, he’ll end up really liking it and eating alot of it.
D.O: “This is really good, what do you call it??”
and u just like : “Umm thats a taco…”
Kai:
One of your ignorant cousins will come up to him asking if he’s mixed and subsequently induct him as an honorary light-skinned brother. You can also catch Kai closely watching everyone doing the Electric Slide/Cupid Shuffle/Wobble…etc and will immediately learn it and join in.
Kris:
Will probably be getting hit on by all of your aunties, but he doesn’t want to be rude and turn them down so he just goes with it. Later on, he’ll be forced to slow dance with one of them. He’ll send you a discreet SOS for help from the dance floor.
Him: *mouthes* SAVE ME
Lay:
He’ll be playing poker with your uncles in one of the rooms of the house. You see that he’s about to win but he loses on purpose. And then he acts like he shocked that he lost in front of the old folks.
Him: I can’t believe I lost.. How did that happen?
Luhan:
He’ll be putting on one of your brother’s old pair of soccer cleats and going with the rest of your cousins and brothers to the park to play a pick up game of soccer.
You: Where are you going?
Him: “to play some soccer. save me a burger!”
Xiumin:
All the children would be following him around like ducklings. You’ll find him crouched behind a tree during a game of hide and seek.
“Shh, don’t blow my cover, the kids will find me”
Tao:
When you open the door to another room of the house, you’ll see Tao joining in on a tea party with a bunch of little girls. It’s funny to see because he’s so tall, but he would be sitting in a really small chair.
You: “And who are you supposed to be?”
Tao: “I’m the prince–”
Little Girl : “No he’s the panda!”
Tao: “What, I thought I was a prince?”
Little Girl “only a princess can turn a panda into a prince” *gives a tao a kiss on the cheek* “ok, now you’re a prince”
Tao: *stunned for a second, but then laughs to himself because he’s strangely satisfied with the fact that he’s a prince now*
Sehun:
He’ll be sitting on the living room couch with your mom, and she would be showing him all of your baby pictures. And when he sees you walk in, he just laughs to himself because of the blackmail goldmine your mom just provided him with.
When the dance portion of the party starts they’ll be going down the soul train line like:
Suho: *moving his hips to the beat*
Baekhyun: *shimmying*
Chanyeol: …………………
Everybody@ Chanyeol like:
Chen: *shufflin like the chensing machine he is*
Kyungsoo: If its an R&B song he recognizes he’ll probably do a small sidestep while singing the song softly to himself
Kai: *acting like this is his performance stage*
Kris: *doing whatever this is lol*
Lay: *popping and locking perfectly*
Luhan: *shaking his booty*
Xiumin: dancing like nobody’s watching
Tao: AB STYLE
Sehun: doing the dougie of course
Then everyone’s looking at them like:
At the end, they would all probably help you clean up, because they want to stay just a bit longer. ^^
