what does it mean if people keep tagging my personal posts harry dubois

Even your replies are Harry du Bois coded I'm so sorry

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

Do people not read the fucking plaques?

Em Hoover in our WORK issue.

The Nib is shutting down after 10 years of publishing. I’m forever thankful I got to publish this piece with them. 💖 You can still get physical copies of the magazine it was in online and enjoy their whole backlog.

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

In the Super Mario 3D World game style of Super Mario Maker 2, Piranha Creepers can be used to punish players that move quickly.

If a Piranha Creeper is placed on top of the Goal Pole in the manner shown in the footage, then approaching it too quickly will make the player character die. Only by moving very slowly will the character touch the Goal Pole's hitbox first, and be able to complete the course.

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I like the one death that's just before the flagpole, for variety

[BAD POST]

[WORSE REBLOG]

[PENIS JOKE]

[GIMMICK]

[PISS-POOR READING COMPREHENSION]

[PISS ON THE POOR]

[TUMBLRINA NAVY SEAL RANT UNLOCKED]

Ringside

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

this one?

THANK YOUUUUUU

everybody’s always on writing prompts like “what if there was a world where everyone had a timer ticking down to their death… but you met someone whose timer said infinity!” or “what if everyone had their cause of death tattooed across their forehead… but you met someone whose forehead said THE CREATURE!” Enough -

enough. stop with the shock value. there is no need to insert THE CREATURE; the benign concept of such a world is horrifying enough. not even in urgency, but just in banal, everyday interaction. imagine you meet someone and their timer says two years. not tomorrow, not urgently soon, but two years. enough to do quite a lot. they could fall in love in that time - could they get engaged? have a baby? you might otherwise get to know them, befriend them, but perhaps you opt not to, make a conscious choice not to invest in your own grief. what balancing act would every individual person have to participate in - I have ten years, is that long enough to be a good mother to children? is that long enough to secure a caretaker for my own mother? my wife will die a few months before me. my newborn’s timer reads nineteen years.

and cause of death. you interview for a job and emblazoned across the healthy, smiling face of the HR lady is MALNUTRITION. your country is prospering, safe, but every person you meet on the street from the babies to the old women read BOMB. BOMB. what kind of havoc would fate wreak on the world? what about the loss of privacy? how would that shape our notions of hope? idk man I think a lot of those ancient poems were right, and the fates are monsters. I’m interested by the framing of these ideas as trite horror tales when the premises themselves are so much more disturbing if simply taken to their logical ends

They are studying us in petri dishes

*ska music fading happily into the distance*

whole brass section in the tags

What are these? They look delicious!

Rou Jia Mo or or rougamo, kind of like a chinese burger or loose meat sandwich thingie.

Good lord when they open it up and all the steam escapes... If I don't eat one of these right now I might die