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A skeptical red gecko

@1veryskepticalgecko / 1veryskepticalgecko.tumblr.com

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irlwakko

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

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rigjuice

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

Official ominous signs

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talonabraxas

2024 Lyrid Meteor Shower The Lyrid meteor shower occurs between April 16-25 every year and will next peak on the night of April 22, 2024.

Make a Wish ☄️ powerjah @powerjahrt

Make peace with the universe. Take joy in it. It will turn to gold. Resurrection will be now. Every moment, a new beauty. --Rumi

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The Elder Millennial "wow I should have realized I was bi sooner" starter pack.

This is a 100% omission on my part and I will admit it is my own folly that brought me to Xena later in life, but I should have included the actual goddess Lucy Lawless in this list.

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if the council don’t fix the sinkhole near me i’ll spray paint a massive cock and balls over it

this is a more recent british tradition, popularised by someone only known as “wanksy” in order to force councils to repair the roads in a timely manner instead of ignoring them. because a penis is the worst thing in the world apparently

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