my man went for it

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

eels

Whole bunch o’ fuckin nOPE FISH

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

They fucking killed him

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

“if you ask a frog about gender they’ll know what to say”

I decided to get to the bottom of this and asked a professional frog for its thoughts on the matter.

There ya go.

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

Потому что в этом доме только одна звезда…

“Because in this house there’s only one star”

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.