✩Destined To Wander✩

🍄 J A R D I N 🍄

Petit aperçu du jardin de mes habitants ! Ma ville est en progression 😄

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

tratscheundkram:

Here’s a few visual puns we made for you to use when you play Pokemon Go

professor: you are failing this course

the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

Reminder of how to fix it:

rb to save a content creator’s ass

straight boys that make homoerotic jokes piss me off it’s like do you want a blowjob or no

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

my only emotion is sad rn lol

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

WE 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 APPRECIATE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 WHO 👏 FILM 👏 VICTIMS 👏 OF 👏 SUICIDE 👏 AND 👏 JUSTIFY 👏 IT 👏 AS 👏 “RAISING 👏 AWARNESS” 👏 IN 👏 THIS 👏 HOUSE

flowers!

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Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. She’s smart, fun, the hair, the eyes … Anything. Pick a feature!

#constant mood