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Princess Lea Reblogs things.

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nooby-banana

GUYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AMAZING THING I FOUND AT MEGACON

i’m definitely gonna sound like a salesman but i need to give this new company a signal boost. i’ve never seen anything like this on the con floor and it’s such an obvious idea once i saw it.

there’s a company called Cut/Sew and they specialize in making patterns. but their real goal is getting newbies to try using patterns! ok ok let me elaborate: the big pattern companies like Simplicity, McCall’s, etc etc. are fine, but they can be super intimidating to someone who’s never used a pattern before. like sure, patterns are basically a tutorial on how to make a garment, but where’s the tutorial on how to correctly interpret the pattern?  that’s where these guys come in!

they include very clear instructions, lists for everything you’ll need, and even a QR code you can scan and input your measurements to get a custom fit for your garment!!

and sure, the big companies also include what you’ll need, but frankly it’s laid out very poorly and newbies probably won’t know to look for it on the pattern.  Cut/Sew has everything laid out very clearly and very friendly for beginners (or honestly, for any skill level! I think everyone would want clear pattern instructions, not just beginners).

and look how cute the packaging is omg!!

this is the back of their card that i got at megacon, as well as the frickin adorable packaging for the seifuku pattern i bought from them.  they have a bunch of patterns available for purchase and a lot of them are for hard-to-find things, like flight suits and high-waisted puff pants.

please give them a look-see, they are a very new company and i think there’s a very viable market for stuff like this!

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lectorel

Idea: more fantasy heroines who don't look down on female-coded work

Sword-swinging mercenaries who admire the hell out of their sister-in-law’s delicate, painstaking embroidery. Mages who find their experience with running a household helps them organize and control their magic. Desperate rebels who know they are absolutely dependent on the women who cook and mend and care for the wounded.

I am so bored of heroines who sneer at ‘womanly’ things and complain of the uselessness of embroidery. Your average medieval kingdom wouldn’t last a week without people doing women’s work.

YES THIS

one of my favorite passages from Protector of the Small (I think?) is when Kel is chatting with a bunch of older nobles and she mentions that her aunt once dumped a bucket of oil on would-be attackers and lit them on fire and one of the noble women nods and very seriously says something like “as any delicately reared noblewoman would do.” LIKE YES GIVE ME ALL THIS. 

And, coincidentally, Entirely Accurate :>

SCREAM THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS

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jkl-fff

What about a fantasy heroine who ALSO enjoys embroidery? I mean, during your downtime,  you can only polish your armor and sharpen your sword and groom your horse so many times before it’s just done. Gotta do something else with your time, right?

And imagine if she were to occasionally lament how bad she feels she is at it compared to, say, her squire? -“I can put my sword through a dragon’s one weak point, BUT I CAN’T PUT A NEEDLE THROUGH THE RIGHT SWATCH?!” -“But my lady, people will remember you slew the dragon for generations!” -“Pff … People can’t even remember what they had for breakfast. They’ll only talk about it because you’re making a gorgeous rendition of it that will hang on the castle walls until they molder into ruins. Whereas I can’t even make a FUCKING HORSE!”

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knitmeapony

CANON.

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

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tevruden
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It’s that time of the season again; test (and resit) week. In which I am confronted again with how much I have neglected my homework the past two months, how important that homework was, how shit these tests are really going to be and how fucked I am. 

It is also the time in which, every damn time, I realise I barely have any time left for myself; I start talking about how much I miss making new things and crafting and doing hand-stuff instead of brain-stuff. Only to, when normal classes start again, fall back into my old pattern of not doing homework but not doing anything else productive in that time either where I could have easily cleared out my desk and whipped out my sewing machine so that next test week I can’t complain about this and don’t have to feel like I’ve completely fucked up. 

Maybe I should start treating my education like a 40-hours-a-week job like I’m supposed to. And a 40-hours-a-week job I can’t do at home, at that. Because at home is where the slacking happens (and also there are plenty cool spaces around here that aren’t my livingroom where you can go sit and order decently-priced tea or bring your own and study a bunch so it’s not like I don’t have any comfortable alternatives). 

Here’s to hoping that’ll happen. 

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My favorite thing from the internet today.

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esperian

this gem needs to be documented too

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oswinstark

Yeah ok but have we already noticed that LUSH’s original text, when wrongly interpreted, suggests that you can find yourself someone to share the bath bomb with, on their site, instead of the bath bomb itself? 

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Watched the first episode of Voltron today. It was amazing. I have a suspicion that I’m going to absolutely love this show and also ship all the things.  That’s all. 

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When insults had class

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease”. “That depends, Sir,“ said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy.” - Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” -Clarence Darrow “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” - Oscar Wilde “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” (George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill) “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second  …. if there is one.“  (Winston Churchill, in response.) “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” - Stephen Bishop “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” - John Bright “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” - Irvin S. Cobb “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” - Samuel Johnson “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” - Paul Keating “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” - Charles, Count Talleyrand “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” - Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” -Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” - Mae West “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” - Oscar Wilde “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” Andrew Lang (1844-1912) “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” - Billy Wilder “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” Groucho Marx

Now this kind of insults I’m ready to receive whenever 😂

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