i wish i knew some trans guys with my deadname so i could dm them this picture

good lord. stay safe out there folks

Someone’s getting it tonight

When you have ambition and a purpose-

I screamed

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

hell yeah this chick fucking gets it

she wakes up everyday and chooses violence 

Life hacks

If I wasn’t feeling old 2min ago I damn well am now.

Is ctl+alt+delete not a thing anymore??? But yee man old lmao

I am profoundly bothered by this post

my job on the commune is cock sucking

hmm let me think of a super normal, heterosexual thing to comment on this youtube compilation video of hockey players apologizing after accidentally injuring another player

nailed it

i’m laying in bed and my ass is out for No Reason

boo!! we hate your hole!!

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

for the gays:

these grumpy lil guys just speak to me on a spiritual level

incredible and amazing

ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Marge, is tired of your shit