It is now my dearly cherished headcanon that after getting her engine fixed, Karlach announces she's going to kiss everyone in camp and this is how it goes down:
Wyll: a very nice, smooth, effective kiss. He's short enough they don't konk horns and he does that thing where you follow up a big kiss with a little one. Karlach is very impressed.
Gale: halfway through he does something with his tongue and Karlach acts like she just got zapped by electricity. She has, in fact, been zapped by electricity. "Wild," is her approving summation.
Shadowheart: a little stiff at first but gradually gets more enthusiastic. Karlach tries to pick her up, which Shadowheart is not so sure about but by the end they're both laughing.
Lae'zel: instantly this turns into a competition. No one is sure who won, or if it's even possible to win a kiss."Of course it is," says Lae'zel. "And I did."
Astarion: yells WATCH THE FANGS as Karlach leans in, to which she says YOU WATCH MINE. He had not considered this. Shorter than all the others, but still very nice.
Dame Aylin and Isobel: too busy making out with each other to notice what's going on.
Jaheira: "Let me show you how a REAL kiss should go." It shouldn't be possible, but Karlach is very obviously blushing afterwards.
Aneurin: very giggly. Aneurin hiccups in the middle of it. Karlach smacks her on the rear afterwards, then complains that Aneurin's ass is too hard and it broke her hand. Aneurin kisses her on the forehead to apologize.
Halsin: dips Karlach halfway through. Karlach is delighted and demands another kiss. Halsin is happy to oblige.
Withers: has no lips, but accepts a kiss on the cheek with good grace.
Scratch and the Owlbear: no kisses, but a rousing game of fetch happens that takes up the rest of the night.
