You can meet me in the room where the kisses ain’t free

XO

TESTIMONIES FROM GAZA ISRAELI OFFENSIVE OF NOVEMBER 2012

For some reason I didn’t realize he was being sarcastic at first and I was confused

Same, I thought the guy had legit raised his kids that way and was just savage af.

reblog with the age you turn in 2018

20…omg…so old. Help.

Shut up ur like 12

Btw 21 and then I’m finally able to drink in other countries aswell 🎉🎉

I keep forgetting that you’re younger than me 😩😩

….how?

Are

you

Fucking

Kidding

me

HAVE YOU EVER ACRUALLY SEEN A STANG

I have, and it doesn’t change a thing.

Besides,

 I 

like

 the

Bf 109 

more.

TOOT TOOT! GET OUT OF THE WAY KIDS IT’S TIME FOR A BIG BOY FIGHTER!

Look at that strike capability! Wowee!

Well well well, if it ain’t the poor man’s F4U Corsair!

You

Are

Wrong

I just want to say fuck the Corsair. The Hellcat is where it’s at.

A short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, from 1920.

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

there’s quite a bit going on and i love it

what the fuck

I want this right on my taint

@gil-friend @metaplaneta @priceofliberty

android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest

iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards