spectacularly ignorant

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I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

my socrates

what shall i be for today silly orr....... scared? *holding them close to my body in turns like outfits*

what the fuck do you mean “overstimulated” I acted like that because I absorbed all the noises and stress and textures from the grocery store because I’m an empath

Does anyone know what to do

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, April 18, 1957

Reddit germans refusing to use any anglicized words to the point of absurdity VS tumblr germans using the most abhorrent denglish you've ever seen

Here’s possibly the weirdest way to translate shitpost:

“in a nutshell” is at least a bit more obvious

Honorable mentions to that guy who translated “pov” into a row of words that couldn’t possibly sound any more unnatural:

That’s child’s play.

Take a look at the French reddit guidelines to avoid English words to the point of complete absurdity :

I can't decide what's funnier: insisting on making French versions of brand names like Youtube and Reddit, or for some reason, doing it to "Merica Fuck Yeah"

Masturbenrond...

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!

What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is

Gold rush stans are also August stans that are also cruel summer stans that are also getaway car stans that are also I know places stans that are also starlight stans that are also the story of us stand that are also You belong with me stans