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lesbian enthusiast

@milfwaplover69 / milfwaplover69.tumblr.com

im so fucking gay i love women
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vvitchering

Actually the most important thing we’re not talking about is that little noise Stede makes when Ed kisses him. Watch the scene again. About a second before they pull apart, he makes this very soft shocked-but-pleased little noise. Why aren’t we talking about that??? It’s all I can think about?????

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listen i'm not back bc of musk buying twitter i'm back bc i heard of the elf piss anon and wanted to check if i got it i swear

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curseworm

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

Absolutely loving the implication that the gaze of a baby is an elemental beam of disquiet that is immediately apparent and cannot be ignored

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ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop

this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple” 

^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this

I remember one tumblr post that went around ages ago that suggested thinking of gender less like this

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and more like this.

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Which honestly helped me understand this concept more than anything else when I first started to explore ideas of gender and sexuality

Also also!!! There’s a saturation setting too!!!

So you can have much much gender, or varying amounts of gender, or no gender at all!!

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kryptic-krab
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savleighm

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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diggly

HOW ARE THEY REAL

#squadgoals

Never stops making me smile. I want someone like this in my life. 💜

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teaberryblue

Okay so the best thing,the best thing about Sirs Patrick & Ian being best friends is that they met because of the X-Men movie.

I saw Sir Patrick speak a year or so ago and someone asked him about their friendship.  He told this story about how I think they’d once or twice worked on the same production but had had very little interaction, and that when he’d been a kid, he’d utterly looked up to Sir Ian, who had had an established theater career at a very young age. 

People assume that they’ve been friends since they were young, which makes sense given the sort of work they’ve done and their career trajectories, but no. Sir Patrick basically had a giant hero-crush-from-a-distance on Sir Ian for most of his life AND THEN on the set of X-Men, their trailers were put next to each other and they were significantly older than anyone else on the set, so they started spending their downtime together. 

And became inseparable.  And this is amazing. 

So everyone who wants a friend like this, you have time. <3

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Anonymous asked:

Every time you see a salt rock, you lick the entire thing, hygienics be damned

What's a salt rock

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I think they might mean a Salt Rock Lamp

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One o' these things.

I do very much want to lick those

Before the pandemic I worked at a Bed Bath and Beyond that was going out of business, so we were trying to liquidate all the products by putting massive discounts on them. Among those were some salt lamps like this, and sone of them were made of a bunch of slightly smaller than fist-sized chunks of halite (rock salt) in brass-wire baskets with the lights underneath. Anyways, when no one was looking I yoinked a chunk from one just so I could suck on it on my breaks. If they didn't want me to eat the furniture then they should not have made them edible.

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