I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND
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THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT
They say eyes are the way to seeing into someone’s soul or something along those lines but I’m not exactly sure. One thing that is for sure is that my girlfriend, love of my life, and best friend has the most beautiful pair of eyes I have ever starred into. You see her eyes are a one of a kind. You may think this is a lie, but they change color every day so I don’t know where else you will see that. They don’t just change day to day though. Different times of the day when her elegant self is doing certain things they will flare. Her eyes change and glisten when I come home from fishing and she’s wrapped up around me in a deep deep hug. Her eyes change when she is in the softball zone. Her eyes change when we snuggle in bed watching movies. Her eyes are at their wildest when we make love. I say make love instead of sex because there is a difference. Sex is just one man and a woman having your big standard sex. Making love is doing that yes but add a load of passion and real enthusiastic loving into that mix. Then you have making love. They are glistening just like she is. They light up the whole time when we kiss and as we both begin to climax and she is calling my name her eyes don’t open much but what you can see of those gorgeous eyes it blows me away every time and makes me fall in love with her and her eyes every time. As I climax and am sweating and on top of her still inside of her that’s where they just don’t stop lighting up. She lays there and we kiss and make out and she’ll start to giggle and blush as I look down and usually say “well that was awesome, I made a mess though” she will roll her eyes and say “you always do baby”. Her eyes roll again when she runs away to the bathroom go clean up she usually sprints out of the bathroom and jumps onto me and either says “let’s go again” or “let’s snuggle and watch a movie” either one I love because I love her. Enough about her eyes I can go on forever about those beautiful things. Let me tell you about her and yes I’m sorry this may take a while.
meghan NO
You don’t trust women because they contour and we don’t trust men because they tell you their gonna rock your world and then jack rabbit fuck you for 2 minutes and lay on you like a dead fish
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nonbinary quidditch players- “are you a boy or a girl?” “i’m a seeker” “yeah but what’s between your legs?” “a broom, usually”
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