🌈 this one goes out to all you groovy gays 🖤

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Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

the one pleasurable thing about all of this is i can just be outright rude to people and face 0 repercussions for it. i had this exact conversation about 20 times today:

“where is your [high demand product]?”

“we’re out of stock.”

“seriously?”

“we’ve been out of stock for days.”

“when will you get more in?”

“the distributors are out of stock so it depends on them. we’re ordering as much as we can.”

[incredulous staring as if they expect me to do something about this]

“… i don’t know what to tell you, everyone had the same idea as you but, like, three days ago.”

customer asked if we had hand sanitizer and i said “what do you think?” and there were no consequences whatsoever

do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay

brooooo i'm serious stop pushing me up against the wall when you confront me about how reckless and foolish i am don't you realize how homoerotic that looks

no bro don't offer to follow me wherever i may go even to the ends of the earth that's so gay haha

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

Depends if I’m home

I want to live inside his paintings  ♥

Lawrence Alma-Tadema (Dutch, 1836-1912)

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

M O O D +

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

idk. yesterday was a slow day and at the end of it, I still stared into a cash drawer, one of three, that had more than my rent in it, even if you only count the 20s. I spent a lot of that day trying to calculate in my head how many hours of work equal one pair of pants, let alone how many hours of work equals the fun thing I want to do next month.

I feel a cough coming on, because I work in a drug store, and all of my customers are sick. I always feel a little bit sick, now. I can't afford to eat well enough to keep my body healthy. Cough medicine is worth two hours and 20 minutes of work. Our store probably bought a case of cough medicine for they price we're selling one box. If this cough gets worse, I might have to call out, which will cost me more than the medicine in the long run- but that doesn't give me the money to buy the medicine right now. I stock a case onto the shelf. I don't buy any.

A mom wrangling three crying, sick kids enters my line and sets two types of children's medicine down, says they're both on sale and thank god for that. I ring her up, and she gets very quiet, because she misread the sign, and her total is twice as high as she was expecting. Her youngest screams in the cart, because she's burning up with fever. Her mother very quietly asks, please, she's so sorry, if I could please take the more expensive one off her total.

I agree, I move the box below the counter, and when she's not looking, I slip it into her bag. I pray as hard as I can that if she notices the "mistake" she says nothing, because I so desperately want her to have that medicine. The store has lost profit at the cost of a child's health. I don't bat an eye. This is a terminable offense. If I'm presented with the same situation tonight, I'll do it in a heartbeat.

The myth of evil employees stealing from the company falls apart the second you realize the company would shoot you dead to make a profit. This isn't two equal players, one of whom is stealing from the other. This is someone fighting for survival versus someone fighting to make an extra million. It's not equal.

Employees should be able to steal, actually.

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