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goyangie

@goyangie / goyangie.tumblr.com

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transjemder

God what’s that one poem abt homosexuality. Of all definitions of homosexuality I’ve read not one mentions love. That one

Not a poem but from annie on my mind by nancy garden. I get it. I get it.

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i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

the front paws. i love that

its just very good

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The city would plant everything from raspberries and blackberries to maple trees and hazelnut trees, as well as shoreline plants like katniss (also known as duck potato) and medicinal herbs like echinacea.

Imagine a forest filled with edible plants, berries, hazelnuts, and maple trees, bordered by hiking trails. A place where you can learn to forage and harvest while enjoying a beautiful lake and natural wetlands.

Now imagine that the forest is located on the edge of Minneapolis.

This is what Ryan Seibold and Russ Henry are trying to create near Lake Hiawatha.

Parts of the nearby Hiawatha Golf Course have been closed since a 2014 flood, and are expected to reopen this spring. This spurred the Minneapolis Parks and Recreation Board to explore options for rebuilding the course to make it more flood resistant.

Yet these plans stalled when it was discovered that the board was pumping more groundwater from the course – and into the already-polluted Lake Hiawatha – than allowed by the state. The city was left to decide whether to keep pumping or let the former wetland reclaim its territory.

Henry, a landscape designer who is running for a Park Board seat, says replacing the course with a food forest would turn a big problem into a big benefit.

The restored wetland would act as a natural filter, blocking major pollutants from storm water sewers and bringing back animals and plants displaced by the course, he says.

Put simply, a food forest is a woodland that uses native trees, shrubs, and plants that are both edible and medicinal. The city would plant everything from raspberries and blackberries to maple trees and hazelnut trees, as well as shoreline plants like katniss (also known as duck potato) and medicinal herbs like echinacea.

Intended to be low-maintenance and self-maintaining once established, the plants are designed to not only build soil but to attract pollinators. (Plants like milkweed are especially beneficial for bees and monarch butterflies.)

According to Seibold, the plants would be available for people to forage and harvest as needed. The idea is to teach people to understand the connection between plants and animals, as well as learn when to harvest sustainably.

“You’re growing the food, but you’re also growing the community around the food,” Seibold says.

There would have to be some sort of foraging training to ensure the plants are available for everyone, Henry adds.

When he got his first job in a nursery 20 years ago, Henry says plants were just green things he couldn’t begin to tell apart. Since then, nature has opened up to him, and he would love for the kids of Minneapolis to have the same opportunity.

By learning more about what they’re able to take from nature, Henry says that people might feel more empowered to grow food in their own yards, to embrace nature and sustainable development, and to encourage friends and neighbors to do the same.

Seibold and Henry say they’ve been getting positive feedback. The park board has until July to decide what to do with the land, but Henry says it may have already decided to reconstruct the golf course.

Either way, the men will continue their work.

Seibold is working with the board to establish a fruit and nut tree orchard on the east side of the lake, and Henry is helping to coordinate a food innovation lab on March 16 in the Food Building in northeast Minneapolis. The event will showcase ideas for ensuring better soil and water quality, as well as new harvesting techniques and agro projects.

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FUCK YEAH WE DON’T NEED NO GOLF COURSES

Finally someone is going to do something with misused golf course land!

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‪Had an out of body experience today when my late 30s coworker asked me if I’ve ever heard of this website his buddy just turned him onto, “Tumblr”‬

Keep in mind This is the same legend who I was talking about in both of these posts

He belongs here

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i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

some highlights

  • Ron is a Slytherin
  • Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
  • Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
  • Angels have replaced owls
  • Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
  • Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
  • It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
  • Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

more

  • Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
  • Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
  • Voldemort has hair
  • Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
  • Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
  • Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
  • Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
  • THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
  • Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 
  • ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
  • Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

This is some anti My Immortal shit

how does one sob femininely? 

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

I love you thank you

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

We’ve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal

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profeminist

“Last September, Vietnam’s iteration of The Bachelor made international headlines when a female contestant halted a rose ceremony to profess her love for another female contestant.

“I went into this competition to find love and I’ve found that love for myself,” said a teary-eyed Minh Thu to the bachelor. “But it isn’t with you. It’s with someone else…”

She turned around to face Truc Nhu and Thu asked Nhu to return her rose and come home with her instead. The dramatic moment got even more tense when the bachelor chased Nhu backstage and convinced her to return to the competition.

But the gay agenda is powerful! Two episodes after Thu left, Nhu asked to leave the show because “she already found what she was looking for and it’s waiting for her at home.” Just like that, she and Thu began dating.

Six months later, fans are still following the couple’s relationship and an update on their status recently went viral again.

“Do y'all remember those girls on the bachelorette Vietnam who quit the competition because they fell in love with each other?” asks the tweet with over 27,000 likes. “I just found their Instagram and they’re still together! It’s so cute!!!!”

Read the full piece here

“Their Instagrams are @/thudoll_0211 and @/kattkool_11 !!!!”

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zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

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