in dog years, i'm gay

the fundamental tension between wanting to dissociate modes of dress from gender and people wanting to use modes of dress to signify their gender so they don't have to play the Pronoun Game

There was a trans girl I used to follow on tumblr, who I think is no longer here but might have just changed her name and I lost track

who commented on how it was easier to pass in Utah than it was in San Francisco. In Utah people were like "wearing a dress, has earrings, must be a girl, check!" Whereas in SF people would pass her on the street and say "hey man, nice dress!"

Are you people seriously implying Utah is better than California for trans women

reading comprehension website

English added by me :)

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

Didn't like it

yeah okay ill reblog that

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

I was thinking "nah, why would they? not the right vibe" and was going to just assume the answer was no, but...

...I was very surprised to learn that in fact, they did. (close by, that is)

Essentially yes - it's a small "sister" town, but it was the same school district - though they mispronounced the town name.

AND they had an episode nearby that town, like 15-20 minutes away, too.

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

I mean

for anyone who wishes to live vicariously (from r/nuclearrevenge)

I need to have the fucking sun in my passager seat

they’re here! it’s them! the

His whole self is a hat!!!

Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks