naysayer

-My Ten Word Story. (via thr0wmyfaith)

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

Happy Holiday!

I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that

writing something without autocorrect 

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

me tbh

“Two” shots of vodka

me

words i use in every sentence:

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

President Trump