This blog is dumb and so are you

Um I don't know. I don't know

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays 

(Source)

They’re so cute! Such

:3

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

Smeeking on my flower

they should make a sequel to the grinch. hell i should make a sequel to the grinch

nothing like my ideas

is it the red gem? cause we can get rid of the red gem

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

lets fucking kill him!!!!!!!!!

a beautiful american woman curling up in bed with a hamburger bun pillow + slice of cheese blanket

imagine having a hole in a pipe so you call a plumber and he walks up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into metal

i heard theyre refilling the wet food bowl. not a bad place to get a bite to eat

I'm always shitting in locations like this

CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert

anyway my cock turned out not to be a gun after all and the plane didnt crash so im here with my wife now and it was all worth it :)

you;re welcome. just doing my part for world peace