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me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time
me: i could just pick 1 thing to do
brain: do 0 things
me: why?
brain: You Gotta
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My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol
Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.
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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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oamisoa-deactivated20160323
growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7
Butternut squash, carrot and kale bake with broccoli, carrots and mash 😍
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some neurotypical fuck: “you can CHOOSE what emotions you feel, so you have to take responsibility for your own emotions”
my bpd ass: *stares into the camera like I’m on the office"
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new year same flesh prison
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uontha
SIGN THE PETITION!!!!!!
IT ONLY HAS 3K SIGNATURES!!! THIS IS SHAMEFUL!!
SIGN AND REBLOG!!!
Source: mic.com
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me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*
friend: hey man im sorry about what i did
me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*
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littlelostalotgrateful
pro tip: dont call me moody bc theres a 300% chance I’ll actually become moody …also angry, v angry
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Starting back up at the gym today, 45 minutes of cycle fit and an hour of yoga...pray 4 me plz
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not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
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pdghoul
One thing that I find so invalidating about being borderline is that most of the time I can’t even remember experiencing my symptoms. I can’t remember splitting on people, I can’t remember the intense emotions, I can’t remember the meltdowns, I can’t remember any of it and it sucks.
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socks on Christmas
8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
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You've heard of Panic! At The Disco, now get ready for
Disassociating! At Work
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My body: You need to work out, this is getting ridiculous.
Me: Makes sense. *works out for one day*
My body: What the fuck was that? What the fuck are you doing to me.