Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

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Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

why not! I need some good news rn! :3 <3

dear lord, the women you put on this earth to play video games and sleep are being forced to integrate into society

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

HEY.

I fixed it. You’re welcome.

(Especially @starix15 you’re the most welcome)

-_- I see that

Remember gamers, “cheating” is only for multiplayer, when you’re on your own it’s “having fun”

sometimes you can pick up a cat and hold it and it may make noises at you

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

someone: you need to make a decision!

me: *starts crying*

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

This post gets funnier over time

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

I think it’s important to bear in mind that “complex” doesn’t necessarily mean “nuanced”. A thing can be complicated and also stupid as hell.

Unmute !

January 20, 2021

I hate that I fully understand this

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird