「we are the spark」

i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much better

u can watch whatever you want dgmw but if you 34 and getting in discourse about the morals in bluey and making headcanons about cocomelon maybe it’s time to broaden ur interests

cold ass take. i’ve got enough adult shit to deal with irl, i don’t need it in my media. i have enough complex real life issues to think about in my professional life studying polsci. i watch cartoons for FUN, specifically to get away from all this shit.

I think if your reading comprehension is this shitty you shouldn’t be allowed to reblog posts

Enlighten me about the true meaning of this post. I think my reading comprehension is pretty darn good thank you very much

THEN WHAT’S THE POINT OF THE POST

“Makima would call you slurs” absolutely brainless take. Makima would tell you she’s got your back and to let her know if anyone’s giving you trouble, then quietly out you to your most homophobic coworkers. She’d make a vicious public example of them right before they crossed a socially acceptable line, filling you with relief but further isolating you. When the whisper campaign forced you out she’d hug you a little too hard at your going-away party and murmur that she wishes you the best. Six months later when your savings are running dry she’d show up at your doorstep and explain that she was just in the area and thought she’d invite her old work buddy out for a drink. She’d be wearing the same white dress shirt even though it’s pouring rain and you’d go along even though your girlfriend is due back in less than an hour. At the izakaya she’d tell you she heard about a new job opportunity that she thinks would be a great fit, as long as you don’t have any other commitments right now. You’d ignore your girlfriend’s texts to listen to her. It’s in a new town. You’d have to move. She needs an answer before the end of the night.

it turns out there’s a sixth love language

i love having special little letters... ä ö ü ß bitch

turkish has many! ç ğ ş ı ö ü

i will add to this silly little polish letters: ą ę ó ć ś ź ż ł

time for some lithuanian characters! į ų ū ė ž č

i love the portuguese letter ç

ay yo mr white i know its a tough subject but ur at that age where regular prostate screening is recommended so i looked into some resources and got u this brochure

My first act will be passing a 100% sales tax!

Alicent shitposting

nature is healing

some others i found in the notes

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

tumblr migration isn't necessarily bad. imagine all the new people mistaking parody accounts for official company accounts again

We're talking about you

do you think i rb posts accidentally

louis plotting to kill lestat but then re-falling in love with lestat but then still killing lestat but then refusing to burn lestat but then dumping lestats body in the trash but then putting lestat in one of the coffins that locks and unlocks from the inside

louis, this film d'animation shows a little rat cooking soupe de pomme de terre et poireau perfectly, come take a look....what a fascinating rat....and you say you want to eat them.....

Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets