I’m here for the cult stuff

the sopranos + malapropisms part 2 | (part 1)

Sorry, I don't make the rules: over-emphasis on religious celibacy is always going to make a man a little bit more desirable. Playing hard to get on an institutional scale.

In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel living in the garden of evil

People will just say anything with a picture of Tony Soprano under it

God’s dead I said baby that’s alright with me

the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

ME

JUDE LAW Closer (2004) dir. Mike Nichols

When you recognize a mutuals gifset on your dash without seeing the url

LIV TYLER as Corey in Empire Records (1995)

The X-Files - Triangle by Chris Carter.

the funniest thing about the tiktok tradwife craze is people learning financial abuse exists but like, as a hypothetical. "wait what if the relationship doesn't work out and you have nothing of your own and nowhere to go?" congratulations you figured out a common reason people remain in abusive relationships and why it's important to maintain some level of financial independence

Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run

something ive noticed while reading dantes inferno is that there seems to be a lot of italians in hell

if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs

Everyone in the reblogs putting in their blorbos no this is about honest-to-god irl blond men

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