"You'd never kill yourself, right? You'd never do that, right? Please humor me and say no." [#roughsketch #sketch #pencil #handstudy #ventart]
you’re gonna call the police on me… for my kinks? o.h.. no. what are they gonna… do once they…. get here? handcuff me? I guess.. theres… no… o..t.her way……
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
mine, do not remove or take credit.
so as it turns out, staff never actually removed the fanmail feature like they said they were going to, they just removed the link on each person’s blog that made it possible to send fanmail, but it’s still entirely possible to actually send it if you just go to blogname.tumblr.com/send
the system is still there, they just removed the button for it
it’s like that lady who deleted the internet explorer icon i’m crying
idk if twisted sister is considered punk but they did an entire christmas album that I listen to more often than the original songs
why the fuck have we not domesticated raccoons on a larger scale like what the fuck are we doing they’re little dogcats with people hands and fat tummies like what the fuck guys why don’t we have them as pets why do we let their kind just rummage around in our trash they deserve better than our trash
they are very cue but rather Violent aren’t they??
OKAY BUT WERE WOLVES NOT VIOLENT AND LOOK WHAT WE DID TO THEM WE TURNED THEM INTO FUCKING PUGS
I had a raccoon growing up and she was super chill, they literally have the mind of two year olds. If they have something they can't have you just have to trade them something "better" (more interesting) for it. Otherwise they throw a tantrum. They also get cranky when they're tired. But once you learn their quirks it's super easy. Though, with all animals, just because she was easy and nice doesn't mean all raccoons are that way. We may have just been lucky
I need a fucking drink
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.
The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.
that bear is naked
“I would like to buy your Blessed Vessel.”
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
GA-HYUK.
FUCK YOU CHAD
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