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godspeed buddy. hope you find your friend 🙏🍃

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

Welcome to the funniest set of memes I’ve ever seen thank you

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

My first biology professor had an ‘inadequacy drawer’ full of things to remind him he wasn’t, in fact, the dumbest and laziest person to ever exist. It was mostly Darwin, notably these two bits:

‘But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.’

‘I am going to write a little Book for Murray on orchids and today I hate them worse than everything.’

“I am at work on the second vol. of the Cirripedia, of which creatures I am wonderfully tired: I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before, not even a Sailor in a slow-sailing ship.”

-Charles Darwin on a letter to his cousin

Charles Darwin: unexpected depression hero.

I knew about “I am very poorly and very stupid and hate everybody and everything,” but not the others. 

“I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees” is A Mood.

My favorite Darwinism: “I am dying by inches, from not having any body to talk to about insects”.  Hits me right at the center of my hyperfixated soul.

I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before

“The work has been turning out badly for me this morning and I am sick at heart and oh my God how I do hate species & varieties”

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you cancel/postpone an event or activity because you’re not feeling up to it physically or emotionally, and then you feel better after resting/not doing the thing, this doesn’t mean that you were lying, or that you actually were well enough. You just gave yourself the time you needed to rest and recover. Look after yourselves.

big shoutout to baked potatoes

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i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

these two are the first thing you see when you enter hell

am i being interrogated

Several minutes of Commander Riker saying "based"

me scrolling my mutuals' posts

I regularly checked this record out at the library when I was a kid

It's got "Doin the [coo coo] Pigeon" on it

Robin Gibb of the BeeGees is on it

just good gen x stuff!

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

This is how bi people would sit if the laws of physics weren't cowards

Honestly, that's part of the reason why functioning labels suck