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The Hobbit Read-Along Blog

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Welcome to the Hobbit Read-Along! The read-along officially starts April 4, but take a look around! There are plenty of links if you scroll over Bilbo's door. Of course, if you have more questions, I'm only one click of the Message button away!
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Giveaway Winners!

Everyone did such an amazing job with the Bingo Cards! In a perfect world, you would all get the prizes you deserve for enriching out read-along experiences. But, alas, reality. Still, congratulations to our two giveaway winners:

  • whereisbarton (for general Bingo Card awesomeness)
  • the-cooky-navy (chosen randomly to represent Team Took’s victory in earning the most points through Bingo Cards and discussions)

And what did they win?! Either this lovely print or Thror’s map or one of these pen/bookmark sets (Thorin, Bilbo, or Gandalf.) Congrats, you two! I’ll be sending you each a private message regarding shipping, etc as soon as I get home from work tonight. :)

While we’re at it, how about a huge internet round of applause for our two team captains! Luna, Mel, you guys really did such an incredible job and made the read-along so so fun. Thank you both for all of your hard work!!!

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Hobbit Read-Along After-Party!

So, if you’ve stuck to the schedule, you should have completed The Hobbit by now. Congratulations! For those reading for the first time, I hope it exceeded your expectations! And for the re-peat readers out there, I hope the read-along helped create a new interest in an old love.

Anyway, the fun’s not over quite yet. This week is the after-party. Basically just an extra week to take another look at those bingo prompts and post anything you want credit for. So let’s take a minute to discuss how you get credit for the Bingo Cards:

I’m doing a give-away, and anyone who’s completed a Bingo Card gets an entry! (1 card = 1 entry) So, if you’ve completed a Bingo Card (or complete one later this week), there are two things you need to do:

  1. Make a round-up post, telling us which card(s) you completed, and providing links to any of the prompt-fill posts. It should look something like this lovely post right here. Make sure to tag your post “tolkienreadalong bingo”!
  2. Then, send me a message telling me that you’ve made said post. This way, one way or another, I can be sure to see your post, and enter you in the giveaway.

If you’re a member of one of our wonderful teams, you also want to be sure to let your captain know that you’ve completed your team’s Bingo Card, as they’re keeping the official tally of your team’s points. (What’s that? Can’t remember all the ways your team can earn points? Well, it’s by completing your team’s Bingo Card, and by hosting discussions. And it’s not too late to host a few discussions, guys! The clock doesn’t stop ticking until this Friday night!)

Last day for Bingo Card entries! I'll announce all giveaway winners tomorrow morning :)

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Hobbit Read-Along After-Party!

So, if you’ve stuck to the schedule, you should have completed The Hobbit by now. Congratulations! For those reading for the first time, I hope it exceeded your expectations! And for the re-peat readers out there, I hope the read-along helped create a new interest in an old love.

Anyway, the fun’s not over quite yet. This week is the after-party. Basically just an extra week to take another look at those bingo prompts and post anything you want credit for. So let’s take a minute to discuss how you get credit for the Bingo Cards:

I’m doing a give-away, and anyone who’s completed a Bingo Card gets an entry! (1 card = 1 entry) So, if you’ve completed a Bingo Card (or complete one later this week), there are two things you need to do:

  1. Make a round-up post, telling us which card(s) you completed, and providing links to any of the prompt-fill posts. It should look something like this lovely post right here. Make sure to tag your post “tolkienreadalong bingo”!
  2. Then, send me a message telling me that you’ve made said post. This way, one way or another, I can be sure to see your post, and enter you in the giveaway.

If you’re a member of one of our wonderful teams, you also want to be sure to let your captain know that you’ve completed your team’s Bingo Card, as they’re keeping the official tally of your team’s points. (What’s that? Can’t remember all the ways your team can earn points? Well, it’s by completing your team’s Bingo Card, and by hosting discussions. And it’s not too late to host a few discussions, guys! The clock doesn’t stop ticking until this Friday night!)

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Hobbit Read-Along After-Party!

So, if you’ve stuck to the schedule, you should have completed The Hobbit by now. Congratulations! For those reading for the first time, I hope it exceeded your expectations! And for the re-peat readers out there, I hope the read-along helped create a new interest in an old love.

Anyway, the fun’s not over quite yet. This week is the after-party. Basically just an extra week to take another look at those bingo prompts and post anything you want credit for. So let’s take a minute to discuss how you get credit for the Bingo Cards:

I’m doing a give-away, and anyone who’s completed a Bingo Card gets an entry! (1 card = 1 entry) So, if you’ve completed a Bingo Card (or complete one later this week), there are two things you need to do:

  1. Make a round-up post, telling us which card(s) you completed, and providing links to any of the prompt-fill posts. It should look something like this lovely post right here. Make sure to tag your post “tolkienreadalong bingo”!
  2. Then, send me a message telling me that you’ve made said post. This way, one way or another, I can be sure to see your post, and enter you in the giveaway.

If you’re a member of one of our wonderful teams, you also want to be sure to let your captain know that you’ve completed your team’s Bingo Card, as they’re keeping the official tally of your team’s points. (What’s that? Can’t remember all the ways your team can earn points? Well, it’s by completing your team’s Bingo Card, and by hosting discussions. And it’s not too late to host a few discussions, guys! The clock doesn’t stop ticking until this Friday night!)

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The Hobbit homecoming, thinking about home is difficult, it can mean so many things to different people…I knew it was the right house the moment I walked in. The door to my Hobbit hole is very very red and what makes it home to me is that it’s full of my stuff, I can paint and draw in peace without getting in anyones way (my art supplies really take up a lot of room!) I can walk around naked and no-one can moan at me, theres lots of flowers in the garden for when I need to escape and my home is made very special by Harriet, who I couldn’t live without.

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The Battle of five armies

Forces of Evil Orcs Wargs

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the Free People of Middle Earth Dwarves Elves Men

in the movie they seem to have counted the eagles as the fifth army, because i couldn’t find any wargs in the fight scenes.

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Analysis of the Battle of Five Armies (army sizes and losses).

Army sizes:

Dwarves: We know that Dain arrived with more than 500 Dwarves, and there are 13 Dwarves in Thorin’s company. Let’s say there are 520 Dwarves in total.

Elves: We know that there are more than 1,000 Elven spearmen, let’s say there are 1,500 Elven spearmen in total. Then I guess there are 500 Elven archers, for a total of 2,000 Elves.

Men: Laketown probably had 20,000 – 30,000 people. If we say 20,000, then 15,000 survived Smaug’s attack (though a few died afterwards). I usually put the highest amount of able-bodied armed forces of Men to 10 % of the total population, so 1,500 warriors in total, of them I will guess 1,000 went to Erebor.

Eagles: I guess 50. Not an army, though.

Skinchangers (a Man, but a special one): 1 (Beorn), and that’s for sure. Also not an army (though I guess he could be called a one man/bear army). Istari (Maiar): 1 (Gandalf), and that’s also for sure. And not an army too (though again, I guess he could be called a one man/Maia army) Orcs: We don’t really know, but I will guess 15,000. Wargs: We don’t really know either, but I will guess 5,000 (NB! While it seems the entire goblin army rides on wolves, the Wargs are a separate army, and they are probably bigger than those wolves the Orcs ride on).

Power relations and cavalry multiplicator:

The “power relations” are 3 dead goblins per dead Man, and 10 dead goblins per dead Elf or Dwarf. And 1 dead Warg per dead Man and 3.(1/3) dead Wargs per dead Dwarf or Elf. For the Eagles it is 100 dead goblins per dead Eagle, or 33.(1/3) dead Wargs per dead Eagle. However, I do not think any Eagles die. The stronger Orcs like Bolg’s bodyguard are of the same strength as a Man, I think, and Bolg himself is probably on level with a Dwarf or Elf, but those “15,000 Orcs” are the goblin army “converted” into “common Orcs”. The usual “cavalry multiplicator” is 10, but I don’t think wolf-cavalry should get such a high multiplicator, so they get 5.

Army sizes and losses in each “part” of the Battle of Five Armies:

First part of the battle (until some goblins attack the spurs from above):

Good guys: See above. Losses: 100 El., 50 D., 50 M. Bad guys: See above. Losses: 2,370 O.

Explanation: I think the Elven archers kill 1,000 Orcs. The spearmen neutralize the cavalry multiplicator (would probably be more than neutralized if it were horses, but I don’t know how wolves react to spears, so here it is just neutralized), so further 1,000 Orcs die. The 50 Dwarves + 50 Men correspond to 650 Orcs, so with the cavalry multiplicator it will be 130 Orcs. That will be 2,130 Orcs in total, but since the Orcs were a bit routed, I will put the number of dead Orcs to 2,370. The Wargs seem arrive later.

Second part of the battle (until Thorin’s company join the battle) (cavalry in parantheses):

Good guys: 1,900 El., 470 D., 950 M., 1 I. Losses: 575 El., 195 D., 300 M.

Bad guys: 12,630 (7,630) O., 5,000 W. Losses: 2,950 (1,950) O., 1,250 W.

Explanation: I think those goblins, who scaled Erebor, dismounted. I have put their numbers on 5,000. Since it says the goblins, who attacked from the Mountain, later attacked with redoubled force, I think the first wave of attack was on 2000 goblins, of those 1,300 went to attack the Elves, and 700 went to attack the Men and Dwarves. Of those, who attacked the Elves, 700 died, and of those, who attacked the Dwarves and Men, 300 died. Furthermore 1,800 wolf-riders, who attacked the Elves, died, and 150 wolf-riders, who attacked the Men and Dwarves, died. Of the Wargs 1000 died attacking the Elves, and 250 died attacking the Dwarves and Men. The Elves have many spearmen, so the cavalry multiplicator is again neutralized, so the goblins kill 250 Elves, and the 1000 Wargs kill 300 Elves, therefore 550 Elves die in total. But the attack from two sides might have created some confusion, so further 25 Elves die, for an actual total of 575. The cavalry multiplicator isn’t neutralized for those wolf-riders, who attack the Men and Dwarves, so those 150 wolf-riders “correspond” to 750 infantry Orcs. That means 1,050 “infantry Orcs”. The 250 Wargs correspond to 750 Orcs. So 1,800 “infantry Orcs” in total. The Dwarves and Men would probably suffer even more confusion, since they can’t neutralize the cavalry multiplicator, so those 300 (actual) infantry Orcs will actually correspond to 600 infantry Orcs, and the Wargs to 1,500 infantry Orcs, so 2,850 infantry Orcs in total. The 195 Dwarves correspond to 1,950 Orcs, and the 300 Men to the remaining 900 Orcs. I usually put the multiplicator created for the infantry, because of confusion created by cavalry on the same side as the infantry to a half of the cavalry multiplicator (i.e. 2.5 here), but I have put it to 2 here, as the goblin cavalry had to ride uphill.

Third part of the battle (until the Eagles join the battle) (cavalry in parantheses):

Good guys: 1,325 El., 275 D., 650 M., 1 I. Losses: 515 El., 75 D., 240 M. Bad guys: 9,680 (5,680) O., 3,750 W. Losses: 3,620 (1,600) O., 1,000 W. Explanation: There are now 4,000 Orcs, who attack the Elves and Men from the Mountain (The Dwarves all go down to fight in the valley). Of them 2,600 attack the Elves, and 1,400 attack the Men. Of those, who attack the Elves, 1,600 die, and of those, who attack the Men, 420 die. That means 160 Elves and 140 Men die fighting against the goblin infantry. The remaining 355 Elves and 100 Men die fighting the goblin cavalry and the Wargs. The Elven spearmen and the heightened morale from the arrival of Thorin’s company on the battlefield neutralize the cavalry multiplicator. So the 355 Elves correspond to 3,550 Orcs, the 75 Dwarves to 750 Orcs, and the 100 Men to 300 Orcs. That means 4,600 Orcs in total, but 3,000 of those Orcs are “in form of” 1,000 Wargs, so actually 1,600 Orcs of the Orc cavalry die.

Fourth part of the battle (until Beorn joins the battle) (cavalry in parantheses):

Good guys: 810 El., 200 D., 410 M., 50 Ea., 1 I. Losses: 110 El., 50 D., 60 M. Bad guys: 6,060 (4,080) O., 2,750 W. Losses: 4,905 (2,925) O., 1,450 W. Explanation: The Eagles kill 200 Orcs on each spur, and 100 Orcs in the valley. Gandalf further kills 100 Orcs on the spur, where the Elves are. The attack of the Eagles (and also of Gandalf on the southern spur) brings massive confusion and panic to the Orcs on the spurs, so 0 Elves and only 5 Men die in liberating the spurs (the Elves kill 700 Orcs, and the Men kill 780 Orcs). The Eagles also kill 100 Orcs in the valley (or the corresponding to 100 Orcs). That would correspond to 5 dead Eagles, but I don’t think any Eagles died, so it can instead be “distributed” in form of more wounds on the Eagles in general. The neutralization of the cavalry multiplicator by the spearmen, and the confusion created by the Eagles in the valley means, that the 110 Elves correspond to 5,500 Orcs, and the 55 Men correspond to 825 Orcs. So the Elves and Men kill 6,325 Orcs in the valley. Of those Orcs 3,900 are in form of 1,300 Wargs, so they actually kill 2,425 Orcs. Since the Elven spearmen probably don’t break through the encirclement around the Dwarves, the 50 Dwarves correspond to 1,000 Orcs (the Elves still halve the cavalry multiplicator, and the Eagles further makes it possible for the Dwarves to kill 5 times as much per dead Dwarf than they else would have been able to). 500 of those Orcs are actual Orcs, while the remaining 500 Orcs are in the form of 150 Wargs. So of the Orc cavalry 2,925 die and 1,450 Wargs die. Thorin, Fili, and Kili are among those 50 Dwarves.

Fifth part of the battle (until Bolg is slain) (cavalry in parantheses):

Good guys: 700 El., 150 D., 350 M., 50 Ea., 1 I., 1 S. Losses: 20 El., 10 D., 20 M. Bad guys: 1,155 (1,155) O., 1,300 W. Losses: 720 (720) O., 1,160 W. Explanation: The Eagles, Beorn, and Gandalf together kill 600 Orcs (or what corresponds to 600 Orcs). The cavalry multiplicator is neutralized by the Elven spearmen (who now are able to neutralize it for the Dwarves too), and because of the Eagles, Beorn, and Gandalf, the Elves, Dwarves, and Men get a multiplicator of 10. So those 20 dead Elves correspond to 2,000 dead Orcs, the 10 Dwarves to 1,000 Orcs and the 20 Men to 600 Orcs. That gives a total of 4,200 Orcs. Of them 3,480 are in form of 1,160 Wargs, and thus 720 Orcs are slain.

The remaining after Bolg is slain and the Orcs and Wargs are thus completely routed:

Good guys: 680 El., 140 D., 330 M., 50 Ea., 1 I., 1 S. Bad guys: 435 O., 140 W.

I don’t think anyone of the good guys died after that (well Thorin did technically, but I have put his death in the fourth part of the battle).

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This is the kind of thing I imagine Bilbo having made and haging over the mantle piece once he is back home. (I’m not good with images, so forgive my total lack of knowledge and skill).

I made a modern version of it for my mantle piece.

Thorin’s parting words are probably my favourite quote of all The Hobbit. I try to live by these words and value food, cheer and song above, not only heaps of gold, but pretty much all else. I believe, this way to be contributing to a merrier world.

(This is my entry for “the aftermath” bingo card prompt.)

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Never argue with dwarves.

The hobbit read-along bingo, Dwarves card, Dain.

Summery

Dain delicately teaches Thranduil why he should never argue with a dwarf.

(tw: contains 2 mild swear words)

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If anyone asked Gandalf how the peace talks were going his answer would be somewhere between not very well and disastrously…but as it happens no-one was asking his opinion and the wizard was most put out.  

For several hours now leaders from each of the armies had been ‘talking’ through their differences…well all leaders besides the dwarves in the mountain as they simply refused to leave their treasure, King Thorin had sent his most loyal and rational (in dwarvish terminologies) cousin Dain II Ironfoot to converse terms on his behalf.

And that was were the problem arose.

“My kin will never give you anything, you jumped up elf!” shouts Dain for the fifth time, while staring daggers into the graceful elf kings head.

Really these talks have been going for hours and very little, if any progress has been made.

“Lord Dain, stand down there are many things,” starts Gandalf, trying his best to calm the situation and not leave these idiots to the mercy of the oncoming army.

“I will not stand down before any elf! Not least this faithless woodland sprite!” shouts the dwarf lord in reply, hands on hips he gestures toward Thranduil, who is still doing his best to look composed “He wishes nothing but ill upon my people! If he chooses to stand between me and my kin - I’ll split his pretty head open!” 

“He’s clearly mad, like his cousin!” sighs Thranduil, checking his hair for split ends.

“You hear that?!” points Dain accusingly while jumping on the spot.

“Obviously dwarves have no sense of self preservation, they are born of stone, all hard and angry.” comments Thranduil to one of his advisors.

“It could be worse! I could be like you!” responds Dain before throwing his beard over his shoulder and donning his best mock-feminine voice “I want to ride my elk through the flower meadows and let my silky hair blow free in the wind!”

This does manage to ruffle the elf king who stands to hover condescendingly over the rather angry dwarf lord “Children such as dwarves should not be allowed to enter such treaties”

“Ya’ keep talking like that and I’ll give you a bloody good hammering!” growls Dain reaching for his helmet and settling into a fighting stance.

Thranduil smiles furiously, loving just how easy it is to rile such funny little creatures.

“I’ll teach you not to start an argument ya’ can ne’ win with dwarves you yellow-haired, dress wearing, tree-shagger!” says Dain crossly, while standing on his tiptoes.

“And just how do you plan,” is all Thranduil manages to say before Dain’s helmeted head collides with with sensitive parts.

For a moment Gandalf does wonder if Thranduil is dead – a blow such as that would easily have killed an orc, but a groan of pain reassures him all is still relatively well.

“NEVER argue with anyone who can head-butt you in the dangly’s.” grins Dain proudly hovering over the elf kings crumpled form.

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He is a skin-changer. He changes his skin : sometimes he is a huge black bear, sometimes he is a strong black-haired man with huge arms and a great beard. I cannot tell you much more, though that ought to be enough. Some say that he is a bear descended from the great and ancient bears of the mountains that lived there before the giants came. Others say that he is a man descended from the first men who lived before Smaug or the other dragons came into this part of the world, and before the goblins came into the hills out of the North. I cannot say, though I fancy the last is the true tale. He is not the sort of person to ask questions of.
At any rate he is under no enchantment but his own.

Fot the week 3 prompt, Beorn and his bees.

I love Beorn a lot, and drawing lombard letters too^^ Only one prompt to go!

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For the Elves of Mirkwood square of the Battle of the Five Armies bingo card.

As a huge Zelda fan, dwarves, elves, goblins and men turn into Gorons, Zoras, baddies and …men. So, I used Twilight Princess’ sketches as reference.

I got the head canon that anyone living in Mirkwood ends up craving the mineral colors, so they incorporate what they can and keep it there until it falls to pieces. Also, I’m pretty sure the grey things are from the spiders and the scaly thing is from creepy fishes.

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For the Men and Women of Laketown square of the Battle of the Five Armies bingo card.

As a huge Zelda fan, dwarves, elves, goblins and men turn into Gorons, Zoras, baddies and …men. So, I used Twilight Princess’ sketches as reference.

Dwarves and elves can laugh but nobody can put together armor and weapons from whatever they can find as well as humans. They keep it creative and diverse, and they are harder to spot in the battle field. Also, the horrible color combinations hurt enemies and allies eyes.

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For the Dwarves of the Iron Hills square of the Battle of the Five Armies bingo card.

As a huge Zelda fan, dwarves, elves, goblins and men turn into Gorons, Zoras, baddies and …men. So, I used Twilight Princess’ sketches as reference.

Fully covered, perfect fitting pieces that are easy to remove and replace and allow complete movement. Also, big ass knuckle dusters.

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Beorn for this week’s tolkienreadalong !! Did some experimentation with washes on watercolor paper with a sketch on top.

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