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at the ballet

@purficklyclean / purficklyclean.tumblr.com

nothing's wrong gerald, i just have nothing on
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bananaofswifts

mrjoshcharles : I’ve admired Taylor for a long time, but meeting her in person took my fandom to a whole new level. Genuine, kind, approachable, and just an all around stellar human being - Not to mention a kick ass director to boot! #TSTTPD

#the collab i never knew i needed#fortnight#taylor swift#josh charles#it took me a minute to make the dead poet's society of connection and i DID spend that minute wondering if taylor was a will gardner girl#(taylor how do YOU feel about dramatics your honor???)#(the people need to know!!)#music videos
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aenslem

He doesn’t understand that he’s the one who has the power to stop it. He simply can’t imagine that one little boy could be that important. He has to give me a new name. He’s already chosen it. He just has to call it out.

THE NEVERENDING STORY 1984 || Dir: Wolfgang Petersen

#“bastian PLEASE” runs through my head like once a week#this scene is just like embedded deep within my brain for some reason#the neverending story#saturday night blogging
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robotmango

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

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awed-frog

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

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robotmango

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

#it is 7:30 pm#it is still a full 95 degrees outside with a heat index of 108#i am boarding the first flight to antarctica tomorrow morning#just kidding! i will be suffering through this level of heat and WORSE for the rest of the week!#thinking idly about my cousin from the northeast telling me i didn't truly understand humidity earlier this summer#lol
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