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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

list of bugs that are mammals

1. acorn weevil

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They trade places for a day like the prince and the pauper

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

Yeah thosre MINE 😠

it's important to communicate with the people you care about if they've sincerely upset you

however, it's equally important to recognize, "oh, that was an accident/not their fault. this is a me problem" before channeling your aggravation into something normal, like throwing a funko pop at the wall

i'm currently off my sertraline and my partner broke a piece of furniture by accident and i got really mad but i didn't want to be mean to him so i just angrily put his picture into free wanted poster generators

have you guys seen the mod of r/samandmax losing his shit over ppl drawing gay fanart and deciding to ban all sam and max shipping from the subreddit

i want to emphasize that this is about the characters who have been depicted as getting married at least 3 times, one of which was on the creator of the series literal wedding cake

good stop posting strangers on the internet. this should be a rule everywhere

She did a cruel and shitty fucking thing to a couple she didn't even know, so every time I see this I'm glad she got massive public backlash for it. Whether she was "deported" for it however became increasingly unclear since this first went around, because there's no such policy in Japan. Allegedly there are laws about publicly sharing photos of non-consenting strangers in a derogatory context, but not grave enough that they'd kick you out for it.

She did this type of thing frequently, though, and she also made shit up about random unsuspecting strangers being either prostitutes or paying for prostitutes, I cut the photo off but this was just a creepshot of a couple Japanese women chatting with a couple of white guys, nothing more:

Paying for sex with a stranger is a serious crime in Japan, so I'm going to guess that accusing someone of it with no evidence as a "joke" likely also breaks the law. Since she broadly blamed photography and smoking I think it's most likely she just broke multiple petty laws until she constituted a public nuisance, racked up multiple fines she couldn't or wouldn't pay, or (even more likely) did some things she simply wasn't willing to admit to on social media.

hm, I wonder if someone has been going through the box of packaging trash on the counter she's not supposed to get on

there's just no way to know

At least she was... up front... about it...

*runs*

Marcille really said "oh you poor thing you're all naked covered in dragon blood you definitely need someone to help you take a bath, no no don't pretend you can do it yourself it's no trouble at all" this elf nerd is smooth as a shark

OB-FUCKING-SESSED WITH THE WAY THEY DID THIS SCENE . WISH I COULD SAY I EDITED THIS

Just zooming in on the same frame and not changing the resolution is a great adaption of the visual joke in the original comic, where the beat panel is the same artwork copy pasted and enlarged. I screamed with glee when I saw this in the show, and it’s driving me insane that people are calling this lazy editing. They did this on purpose because the simplicity is part of what makes it funny.

WHY SRIRACHA WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND AND NOW TASTES BAD

If you like hot sauces and the like you probably have been a big fan of sriracha... specifically the sriracha made by Huy Fong Foods. But, you may have noticed that since 2020 there have been noticeable times where it was sold out for months and months. Even worse - now that it is back on shelves it tastes like crap.

I did some digging.

All of the peppers for Huy Fong Foods Sriracha were grown on Underwood Ranches in Ventura County, CA. Family-owned farm (since the 1800s) that grew along with Huy Fong Foods. Starting at 400 acres and growing to almost 4000 to support the popularity of sriracha. This was when it tasted good. In the late 20-teens Huy Fong decided to demand money back from the farm for... no one really fully understands why. They then severed the contract leaving Underwood with 4000 acres of hot peppers and no one to buy them.

Meanwhile Huy Fong approached a number of other farms scattered across southern California and had them quickly spin up pepper concerns. This put a massive dip in their supply and they lost a year of sauce-making basically. Then bad weather knocked out a lot of these farms and they lost another season or two. Also the quality and flavor across multiple farms was inconsistent.

Meanwhile Underwood sued Huy Fong, won, received 23 million dollars, hired back their workers, and got back to growing. Additionally they were able to mitigate a lot of the weather issues the last few years through better technique and had bumper crops.

So they made their own sauce - Underwood Dragon Sriracha...

and lord strike me down if it doesn't taste much more like the older sriracha than whatever Huy Fong Foods is making now. Anyways, they don't seem to sell to stores but you can buy directly from their website. I did and I've been putting it on everything.

I wasn't paid to write this... I just like doing exhaustive research about things I enjoy.

(EDIT to adjust Underwood Farms to Underwood Ranches, and change location from Ventura to Ventura County)

Source: https://www.facebook.com/sean.baptiste.125/posts/10159735977401881