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e·the·re·al əˈTHirēəl extremely delicate and light

@mmmyonlyangel / mmmyonlyangel.tumblr.com

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dionis-gg

Doctor strange dead ass sat there looking at the same rat hundreds of thousands of times until the fucking rat stepped on that damn button so Scott could get out of the quantum realm so the rest of Endgame could happen

“COME ON YOU FURRY MOTHERFUCKER, GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!”

-Steven Strange, probably

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dinobot

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

my best friend used to think that a fetish was something that when you saw it, it made you really happy, so she told me that she had an old people fetish and I screamed

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27-umbrellas

Someone with limited knowledge of the Umbrella Acadmey, please explain what’s going on in this picture:

Father and son kill Jeff Bezos and feed him to the working class

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reblogged

so a few weeks ago i went to this barbie exhibition in Montreal and they had NOT ONE, but two different sets of Barbie replicas of Edward and Bella

Please share in my delight

honestly i think edward looks like a fuckboy here i’m qeffohfuh

like what is his expression omg

here we see vamp!bella ready to kick some ass

and somehow edward has gotten Worse

look at that pout!! the sassy lean back!! the HAIR. dear god the hair

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the blank stare of a woman regretting her life choices

(me too girl, me too)

anyway if you live anywhere near montreal this exhibition is a Gift

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Twilight would have been 100% better if the vampires actually looked their ages

Townie: so you’re a doctor, huh?

Baby faced Carlisle who looks not a day over 23: … yes ?

Townie: …

Townie: I’m gonna need to see some sort of degree before you can remove my appendix

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Bella's jewelry was iconic and no, I will not take criticism

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Smeyer when deciding her female characters’ backstories: *spins wheel* let’s give her some horrific sexual abuse *spin* some social ostracisation *spin* and betrayal by everyone she ever loved with a side of *spin* ah yes! Parental neglect!
Smeyer when deciding her male characters’ backstories: idk he was hiking and got mauled by bears lol
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