How to drink hot tea

1. Make cup of tea 2. Sip tea 3. Tea is too hot 4. Let tea cool 5. Forget you have a cup of tea

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(18+)

What if aliens showed up and were like “every language on this planet is confusing to us except welsh” and they declared welsh our planet’s official language and everyone who wanted to talk to aliens had to learn to speak welsh

Found the night blogger

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

The last one

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

“I’m very much in the middle of where my career was 18 months ago, and where it will be in 18 months’ time. It’s exciting, and I’ve worked hard to be in this privileged position, where I can start making interesting choices. But I always want to be a human first and an actress second.”