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Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight.. 

OH MY GOD SORRY GUYS BUT

OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.

sorry persons, but

i’m not going to take any risks.

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DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.

You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 

If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.

and kill you.

ah man you guys. We can’t risk it.

This is your personal guardian dog.

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Nate Maloley: Sammy's twin

“Y/n!” Sammy yell’s up to your room. Being Sammy Wilks twin has some perks, but you pretty much have to baby sit them while they’re high. “Can you make cupcakes? The guys are coming over and we’re gonna smoke.” You roll your eyes. “Fine.” The door opens and you hear Sammy letting in the Jacks, Nate, and big Mike. You throw on sweatpants and a graphic tee. You throw your hair up and walk down stairs. “YOOOO Y/N!!!” Nate screams as you walk down stairs. “ARE YOU MAKIN US FOOD?” You nod and the boys let out a unanimous joy. You get into the kitchen and heat the oven and take out your mixer. You were a babysitter for fully grown guys. You throw on your apron and start making the cupcakes. “Hey y/n.“Nate said behind you. "Hey nate.” You reply mindlessly continuing with baking. You turn around to get the sugar when Nate crashes his lips on yours. You freeze for a little bit before kissing back deepening the kiss. “Jump lil ma,” Nate whispers seductively. You jump on and and he grabs your ass. “Hey y/n how much longer will the co- woah.” Yoy drop your legs from around Nate. “Skate, I know I’m really, REALLY, high right now but I don’t care if you date my sister. Have at it. Just don’t get in the way of my food.” Sammy grabs Nate’s wrist and leads him out of the kitchen. “We’ll finish what we started lil mama!” Nate shouts from the living room as you resume making the cupcakes. “Oooo! GET SOME SKATE!” Johnson and Mike scream.

For anon

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Reblog if you feel like gender identity and sexual orientation should be taught about in public schools.

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Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

reblobbed

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If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

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Update! Before a million people message me, if this keeps getting notes, I will get another jar. Right now I’ve got 6136 urls in the jar.

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“Tell me what you want daddy.” This seemed to have caught him off guard because it took him a few seconds to reply. “I want you to suck me off baby.” “More daddy, tell me exactly what you want me to do.” He looked shocked at your sudden outburst of dirty talk. “I want you to wrap your pretty little lips around my cock and then move your pretty mouth up and down on daddy’s big cock.” His head was red and precum was dripping from the tip. “You want me to make you feel good daddy?” “Fuck yes y/n, make daddy feel good.”

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Sammy wilk smut

Today was the day. Sam, your boyfriend of six months was going to finally meet your parents. You had been planing this for awhile. It wasn’t nothing big or fancy. Just dinner with your parents. Sam kept texting you saying that he was nervous. You understand were he’s coming from. You was nervous when you first met his parents too.

-

You just finished putting on the finishing touches to your makeup. You had on a red, flowy dress. It went to your mid thigh. You had already curled your hair. You looked at the digital clock you had on your desk. It read 6:45. Sam should be here any minute. You grabbed your nude heels and went down stairs. Once you got down there you put them on and walked into the kitchen. Your mom had decided to make some peachy keen chicken, with a side of rice.

-

Sam had gotten here alittle while ago. He didn’t look nervous. But you could tell he was. Him and your dad were in the backyard talking. Laughing actually. So that has to be a good sign. You was helping your mom set the table and put all the food on it. While you were getting the drinks she told the boys that dinner was done. - You was all sitting at the table eating. Your dad was beside your mom. You was sitting across from your dad, and Sammy was beside you sitting across from ypur mom. Everyone was in enjoying the food, making small talk. Sam looked more relaxed now. So you reached over and put your hand on his thigh. Just as a friendly gesture. Everyone was getting alone great. Your dad and mom was talking to Sammy about is music. You slowly side your hand higher up his thigh until you was right over his clothed cock. You just left your hand sit there and joined in on the conversation they were having. It went from the topic of Sam’s music to Tv shows. Which you didn’t mind. Everyone was done eating and your mom when to go get dessert, and your dad went to ‘help’ her. You took that time to slowly start rubbing Sammy’s growing bulge. Sam looker over at you. “Really y/n right now?” You kept rubbing and leaned over to whisper into his ear. “Daddy your so hard.” He let out a throaty groan. Then a few seconds after that your parents came back in with cheese cake for dessert. While you guys were eating it, you continued to rub Sam’s clothed cock. You could see him trying to restrain himself. After everything was over you told your parents that you were going to stay with Sam for the night. They didn’t really care because you was friends with his older sister. You all said your goodbyes then you and Sam walked out to his car. Once you got in his car, you placed your hand back on his budge. You could see him trying to put all his focus towards the road. You slowly started to rub it making him groan. You leaned over and whispered into his ear. “Let me make you feel good daddy.” He let out another throaty groan. “Fuck baby girl, don’t do this to me.” You smirked and rubbed him harder “Please daddy.” You heard him letting out a sign. You knew you had won once he pulled over on the side of the road. You moved his set back as far as he could and you climbed in front of him and took his shirt off. You was on your knees in between his legs. You kissed all over his chest and down to his v-line. You licked down his happy trail. He let out a little moan here and there. You unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down. You could see his cock straining against the fabric of his boxers. You traced his tip with your finger and he tossed his head back and moaned. “Don’t tease me baby girl.” You pulled his boxers down and his hard cock sprung up and hit his lower stomach. You looked up and him through your eyelashes, looking as innocent as possible. “Tell me what you want daddy.” This seemed to have caught him off guard because it took him a few seconds to reply. “I want you to suck me off baby.” “More daddy, tell me exactly what you want me to do.” He looked shocked at your sudden outburst of dirty talk. “I want you to wrap your pretty little lips around my cock and then move your pretty mouth up and down on daddy’s big cock.” His head was red and precum was dripping from the tip. “You want me to make you feel good daddy?” “Fuck yes y/n, make daddy feel good.” You pumped his length a few times before you put the head into your mouth. You rubbed his balls while you slowly started taking more of him into your mouth. He ran his fingers through your hair then pulled it into a makeshift pony tail. You looked up at him through your lashes while you hollowed your checks and rubbed his balls. You felt him twitch in your mouth. He was close. You pulled him out of your mouth and pumped him while you lightly sucked on his balls. Sam was a moaning mess. He grabbed you by your hair and pulled you up to him. Kissed you sloppy. He pulled away and smacked your ass. “Backseat. Naked. Now.” You listened to him and take off all of your clothes and got into the backseat. You was soaked. And Sam was taking forever to make his way back there. So you started to tease your clit alittle. You let out a tiny whimper. Then felt a finger slide into you. You was shocked at first. But Sam started to pump his finger alittle faster. You arched your back and let out a moan. Your fingers ran through Sam’s hair as you tried to pull his face closer to your soaked pussy. “Do you want daddy’s tongue baby.” He asked giving you a teasing lick up your slit. “Please daddy, I’ve been good.” He gave you another lick and put another finger in. “Daddy’s little slut has been a good girl. And for that you will get rewarded.” Sam said before he attacked your clit with his mouth. He reached up and pulled at the skin right above your clit, making your little bundle of nerves visible to him. He flicked his tongue over it and you could fell your thighs shaking. You was about to cum. You curled your toes, then Sam pulled his fingers out and his face away. You looked down at him. “What the fuck?” He sat beside you and pulled you on top of him. “Don’t worry. You’ll get your release.” That was all he said before he thrusted into you. You let out a scream. He grabbed ahold of your ass and started to bounce you up and down on his dick. You placed your hands on his chest and rolled your hips. He tossed his head back and moaned “Fuck baby girl.” You started to bounce again but every time you would come back down you would roll your hips. Sam was a moaning mess. He flipped you guys over, put your legs over his shoulders and started to pound into you. Now it was your turn to moan. He pulled your ass up alittle bit and started to hit your g-spot. “Fuck yeah daddy right there.” “You like that.” Sam asked as he slapped your ass. You nodded your head. He slapped your ass again “Answer me.” “Fuck yes daddy, uh. I’m about to cum.” You moaned out arching your back off of the sets. Sam started thrusting harder. He reached in between your legs and started to rub your clit. That sent you over the edge. Your breath got stuck in your throat, your back arched and your toes curled. You could feel Sam’s thrusts getting sloppier as you came all over his hard cock. You felt him cum inside of you. He fell down on top of you. Supporting his weight with his elbows. He placed a lovely kiss to your fort head. “I love you baby girl.” You smiled up at him and pressed your lips to his. Kissing him passionately. Once you pulled away for air you said. “I love you too.. Daddy.”

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