Dinosaurs*

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

Thanks Fdolagaray for this ✨magical✨ commission!

Really happy people are acknowledging Senshi as a sexyman. Twink era is over, we've got some meat in the menu now

He's SHORT he's HAIRY he NEVER TAKES OFF HIS HELMET he NEVER WEARS PANTS and he's SINGLE!!!

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

it’s fine she’s good for it

She’s just like me for real

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

you know what i'll encourage this. i think my little dog deserves 10k

holy fucking shit ring fit adventure works you OUT. feels so fucking good tho. i think they finally managed to make a fitness game that actually feels like you're doing fitness and has the right attitude when it comes to fitness (im looking at you wii fit, fuck you)

why did um. why did they make the dragon sweat like that when you figh t huim.

pictured: me dying

there's a dragon in ring fit?? how do you put a dragon in an exercise game

i see now

Wait until you hit the corruption foot fitness fetish dummy thicc pixar dommy mommy boss

many of these words are lacking in the holy book of the qu'ran

Underrated panel

Yep that's me, I bet you're wondering how I got here.

delicious in dungeon more like delicious in yaoi !!!!!!!!!!

The Thang

a request over on profoundbond for a dean version of this, which i was ofc all too happy to jump right on