Can you believe Clifford the big red dog and Biscuit are Jewish? Icons.
glowingnectar
Why are all these dogs Jewish?
semitics
Because I said so
You guys are forgeting Jake!
soloveitchik
Chag Sameach!
of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?
when your really stupid post breaches containment
what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit
all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.
this has the exact energy of the time I was at a friend's place making them pork n cabbage dumplings and the food processor didnt work so i was like "oh god we have to obliterate 5+lbs of cabbage (like down to a vaguely mashed mince) by hand.......... did anyone want to help?"
and instantly
I got 4 people in the kitchen island absolutely going feral
smash smash chop slice rip tear
I think having outlets where we could destroy something to shreds you say would fix us actually
hot stuff
Inktober alternatives prompt lists 2023
some alternative lists for inktober. This is absolutely not all of them, and I don't include fandom specific lists. [last years collection]
Unthemed: [link1], [link2], [link3], [link4], [link5], [link6], [choice of 2 prompts each day], [link8], [15 prompts]
Halloween / Autumnal / Fun Spooky: [link1], [link2], [link3], [link4], [link5], [link6], [link7], [link8], [15 prompts], [link10], [weekly prompts], [link11], [draw all prompts as one image], [scary/cute], [13 prompts], [link15]
Horror / Scary Spooky / Gore: [gore1], [20 vaguely spooky prompts],[gore2], [gore3], [gore4], [2 gore lists], ["cringe + gore combination"], [spooky1], [mostly horror], [vaguely spooky], [gore6], [gore7], [gore8], [gore9], [zombie themed gore], [gore11]
Witches: [swamp witch], [link2], [link3], [link4], [link5]
Fantasy: [link1], [fashion elves], [link3], [link4], [12 cursed relics], [chimeras]
Original Characters: [60 prompts], [link2], [link3], [link4], [link5], [1 oc list 1 fandom list], [link7], [link8], [link9]
Creatures / Nature: [plants+animals], [autumnal frogs], [scifi isopods?], [cats], [unicorns/ponies], [new zealand birds]
Other: ["cringe"], [desserts], [cute things], [textures], ['lost kingdoms'], [medieval], [a comic, 1 panel a day], [robots]
Baldur's Gate 3 perfectly replicates the true D&D experience of forgetting half of the abilities that you and your party members have access to because there are so goddamn many of them
nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)
Are you constantly wanting to do A Thing but never know how to do The Thing?
Does figuring out where to start a task and knowing what steps need to be taken to complete the task stress you out?
Lemme introduce you to…
For example, you want to clean your oven.
You simply go to the website and in the “Add new item” box, you type “clean the oven”. You can then also use the lil chillies next to the plus to change the level of breaking-down you’d like. Next, hit the magic wand-looking button to break it down!
You can check off items as you go, and further break things down if desired!
It works on large tasks such as planning a cross-country trip, writing a book or going on vacation and smaller tasks such as cleaning an oven.
There’s also tools for task time estimation, meal-prep that takes into account dietary constraints, equipment and such, and a braindump compiler.
It’s available as an IOS/Android app for less than a dollar, or a free web app. I can’t hype this up enough, the developers deserve so much love for this.
Yo. This is no joke. I liked the idea of it, so I spared the dollar to give it a look. I figured even if I had to make the steps myself, it would still be helpful to have a place to put them. I have to get fingerprinted for tutoring and I keep putting it off, and it’s entirely because I have trouble breaking down the steps.
I set the slider to give me the second highest level of breakdown and pushed the button.
That’s EXACTLY what I need. Holy shit.
This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form