Does anyone else have a hockey godchild that you would never have normally cared about but someone you follow is always posting about them so now you feel protective over them?
i dont care about any of your playoffs narratives. it should have happened to my team instead
what do you mean I have to root for tortellini
proposal: instead of these chucklefucks that espn hired, for national broadcasts you should get one guy from the home team's regular feed and one guy from the away team's feed and let them argue with each other over every play
HEY! you fucked up
this is elder abuse
mac understand framing
humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty (nearly) had a great fall - 8/4/24
im gonna get my feelings hurt so bad but i hope i hope i hope
this barbie is a 40 goal scorer dragging his team to the playoffs on his giant badonkadonk
Love how Kyle was like, here Geno, a nice shiny new cup winner in Reilly Smith! And by the end of the season he was like, please take my my rabid dog of an adopted son Michael as your own, he bites, but tries very hard to please, it is all I have to offer. And it worked.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
CUTIES CUTIES CUTE CUTE CUTE
and let the historians know that alex ned nedeljkovic said no on this day
if these crazy kids manage to pull this off I will tip my hat to dubas who clearly understood that the best way to ignite sidney crosby was to pretend you’d lost faith in his ability to overcome adversity through hard work and belief in oneself
crying at this… our emperor-king GM is operating on a plane far above our mortal understanding