OH-MY-GANDALF!

very important question for all of my greek myth buffs out there: who has fatter tits, aphrodite or dionysus? asking for a friend

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

what is that thing

what is that thing

Pedro as Prince Oberyn (2014) Game of Thrones, Season 4

i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink

there should be a secret 8th day of the week just for playing dnd

This is the legality that always gets me: A deceased person cannot be forced to use their organs to save someone's life. It's sacred body autonomy. The federal government now says a woman must use her organs to support potential life. Women have fewer rights than dead bodies.

If you go on the internet and google how to dry out a drenched book, you'll find a forum where someone else asked the same question and was told to go fuck themselves and just google it.

If you go on the internet and confidently announce that the best way to dry out a drenched book is to dip it in alcohol and light it on fire, and nobody else has ever figured out a better way to dry out a book without damaging it. Argue about it with absolute confidence for long enough, and somebody will write you out a peer-reviewed 30 page tutorial with an essay section with 15 cited sources that offers you three different, separate, far superior methods on how to dry out a drenched book.

While the human desire to help one-another may wane or falter, you can always count on the righteous anger of someone witnessing a stranger being Wrong On The Internet.

number one priority is being comfy

literally this is at the top of my list of priorities at all times

The Original Rainbow Pride Flag (1978) by Gilbert Baker.

jot that down

also

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

finally, a knuckle sandwich