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The angels have the blog.

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Tragic heroes and the men who love them, and cute animals to forget your sorrows.
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djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

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elfangorwasprettyrad

ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

axolotls are p rad

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elfangorwasprettyrad

I LOVE THOSE

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

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elfangorwasprettyrad

bringing this back on your dashes

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

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heroes-get-made

HIGHLAND COWS

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

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queenofsquirrely

Fennec foxes!!

I love all of these!

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theloudtechnowitch

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

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motherstrawberry

MANATEES

They’re just big lumps that float around the sea. They’re non-aggressive, non-territorial herbivores that spend most of their time sleeping or eating, or they might be socializing with other manatees or investigating interesting objects.

Best of all, as of this year they are no longer endangered!!

Maine coons!! So soft and friendly!!!

Look at these babies!!!

Majestic af!!! 

MANED WOLF. Basically what a fox would look like if it was a supermodel.

Favourite post.

A freshwater sawfish (i.e. my favorite animal when I was about 12.  Learning about them taught me the word “estuary”)  They’re mostly really large but look at this baby one

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visuallypleasingstuff

Stoats! They are adorable little weasels!

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beeblebrox-for-president

this is the hog nosed bat, they fit perfectly in your hand

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six-of-ravens13

Meerkats always look like they’re judging you.

They’re pretty chill too

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giant-squidney

This is a baby Tapir! They’re like pigs with weird noses

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

of course it’s native to australia. of. course.

these used to grow in my backyard when i was a kid and my sister and i genuinely thought they came from space

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thecuriousviolet

SO COOL

Aliens have been among us all along. They just happened to land in Australia first.

jkr doesnt understand anything about america if she thinks the northern and southern states will share the same wizarding school lollll. like the south would have formed its own school anyways after, if not before or during the civil war?

hell east coast and west coast magic has got to be different (european settlers on the east, mexican/hispanic in the whole new mexico, arizona, cali area). 

not to mention historically black wizarding schools would have absolutely been a thing bc african magic survived thru slavery hello??? not to mention under slavery and jim crow laws i highly doubt black children would have been allowed to study with white students. you could even make the assumption that white slavers forbade them for using their magic at all (african magic = dark magic and all that Fun Racism)

underdeveloped and struggling to thrive native american reservation schools of magic in the dakotas? 

texas has to have its own school on its own school. like its just a given fact. TEXAS WIZARDING SCHOOL QUDDITCH (like texas high school football #texasforever)

and obviously you have the elitist new england schools which everyone assumes is the pinnacle of american magic education lol

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kristoff-kristonn-deactivated20
Anonymous asked:

Prompt: Khadgar tried to magically shield Lothar's son and other warriors during the battle. In doing so he lost his voice and sustained multiple injuries (like when ork hits his shield bubble around people it made bruises on Khadgar). Without his voice Khadgar can't heal and Medivh has better things to do that waste his magic on Khadgar. So the prompt is about helpless Khadgar and Lothar being protective mother-hen and refusing to leave Khadgar, nursing him to health.

Khadgar was having an unlucky day. He would call it a bad day if no one survived the ordeal but no, it was simply unlucky. Medivh, Callan, Lothar and all other members of their party were alive thanks to Khadgar shielding them. It was impressive too, given that Khadgar had been casting whilst soaring through the air.

Khadgar was having an unlucky day because an orc threw him against the back wall of one of his own shields, knocking the wind out of the mage. He was having an unlucky day because he had suffered injuries basically from his own hand.

He gasped for air watching as the battle as ended by Medivh who killed every Orc with one spell. Khadgar was still slumped against the wall of his shield when Lothar offered him a hand, “Well done, bookworm.”

The mage opened his mouth and moved his lips but no sound came out. Lothar’s eyebrows knitted together and Khadgar tried once more to say something but still no words were spoken. “Khadgar?”

Why can’t I speak he mouthed too quickly for Lothar to understand. He attempted to sit up but he winced, his back feeling extremely tender after slamming against the shield.

“Are you hurt?” Lothar asked, now kneeling in front of the mage. He searched every spot of exposed skin for cuts, bruises, welts. Khadgar mouthed something but Lothar didn’t know what. The mage rolled his eyes and pointed behind him. “Behind you?” Lothar asked, still very confused. The mage rubbed his face in frustration and, more aggressively, pointed again. “Your back?”

Khadgar nodded. Lothar looked around and saw that their three healers were attending other’s and Medivh was busy trying to replenish his own health so it was up to him to help the mage. Not that Lothar minded, really. “You can remove the shields now, we’re safe.” He said as he he gingerly moved Khadgar to some where he could inspect him privately. The mage grimaced as Lothar’s arm went around his back but he knew there was no other way to be moved. He undid his castings while biting back pain.

Lothar found a tent that hadn’t been completely destroyed and decided that it would have to work for the time being. They shuffled inside and closed the flaps. Gently Lothar set Khadgar onto the bed roll.

“Your tunic and undershirt are going to have to come off.” Lothar said, starting already to lift Khadgar’s tunic. Khadgar blushed and shook his head. “I have to tend to your wounds,” Lothar said sternly. “Unless you voice returns, you can’t summon anything to help yourself.”

Khadgar opened his mouth again and rasped, trying so badly to use his magic. Nothing had happened and Khadgar was out of breath. Reluctantly he lifted his arms and allowed Lothar to remove his clothes. The mage was a bit surprised how gentle Lothar was being. Every motion was precise and thought out so that Khadgar wouldn’t have to move too much. Khadgar was very grateful but unable to say so.

Lothar bit his tongue when he saw the blue-ish bruises that spanned across the mages shoulders and back. No wonder he couldn’t speak - this kind of injury along with hours of yelling out spells had severely impacted his vocal range. “I won’t lie, this will take forever on its own without the help of a healer. I will search and clean any open wounds but Khadgar,” Lothar paused and sighed, dreading his next sentence, “This is going to be painful.”

Khadgar nodded and laid on his stomach, biting the sleeve of his tunic in preparation for the pain.

Lothar fetched some clean water and a rag to remove the dirt from Khadgar’s back. Tears streamed down the mages cheeks as the rag passed over his back. With one hand Lothar cleaned Khadgar’s wounds and with the other he stroked the boys hair, trying to sooth all the pain he was causing. He was sure that if Khadgar could scream he would be.

Lothar continued to run his hand through the mages hair, even after he bandaged his back. He couldn’t help himself from laying beside him. “I’m so sorry.”

It’s okay, Khadgar mouthed slowly, his face still wet from crying. Lothar removed his hand from Khadgar’s locks and moved to wipe away his tears.

And so for the next several days Lothar stayed right by Khadgar’s side, despite the looks and knowing smiles from his men. If anyone even stepped in the mages direction Lothar was ready to pounce on them, ever still the Lion.

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we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

The Secret of NIMH

The Shining. I was eight. Thanks, dad.

Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan. I was also eight. I had nightmares about those ear-worms for days. My mother has not forgiven the birthday-party-mom who took us to see it and it’s been thirty-five years. I’m over it (it’s one of my favorite movies now) but my mother…she will never be over it.

Yes! The ear-worms! I saw it at the drive-in with my family. It was the second feature and I don’t remember the first and I don’t think I was awake for the whole ST movie but I will never forget the ear-worms.

Also Poltergeist.

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kestrel337

MOVIE? I didn’t need a movie; TV was enough. Land of the FREAKING Lost, anyone? 

Oh my god, the ear-worms. Those things still skeeve me out.

Clan of the Cave Bear and the weird caveman rapes. Just…Mom!

Princess Mononoke.

Those demon worms that burrowed into people’s skin? 

The way that Moro’s severed head crawled across the ground to bite off Lady Eboshi’s arm?

The way the Spirit of the Forest’s head gelatinized after being shot off? 

This was not a children’s animated movie

The Wiz. Yeah it’s a musical. And yeah the evil queen, like puts the scarecrow in a steamer.

Also Return to Oz included electroshock and was a generally very fucked up movie

Once Upon A Forest. I had nightmares about that creeping, poisonous gas for YEARS. Also Mystery Men, first movie I ever saw where the hero died…and pretty gruesomely.

The Birds. Though to be fair, it wasn't *just* the movie. It was the fact that literally the next day, while at school, we had PE on a field *covered* in seagulls.

There are many people on this website who have the mistaken belief that if you are not lesbian or gay, then you are straight. For a group that preaches about tolerance of their own sexuality, they don't exactly practice what they preach. Specifically, lately, they have attempted to make the claim that asexual = straight.

That sort of mindset is at best dismissive, and at worst damaging to those of us who have struggled or are still struggling to come to terms with their own sexual orientation.

This post is not for them. They have made up their minds and nothing you or I say will change it. I'm not even looking to know why they think it. They haven't been able to explain it in a way that makes sense and I'm not going to bother with them anymore because, quite frankly, they're not worth it. I am, however, going to address some of the points I think they were trying to make.

This post is for you: the asexual, and anyone else who feels like the LGBTQA+ (the aforementioned elitists will try to call it just LGBT) is unaccepting of them because they don't fall into some neat little category. And while I primarily focus on asexuals and sexual orientation (as opposed to romantic orientation), many of these points apply equally to both.

I want to say this right now. I am asexual and possibly aromantic. And I am damn proud of this. If you are too, or you aren't sure and you want to talk to someone about it, please feel free to message me. You matter and your orientation is valid.

Because of how long this is, I’m putting it under a read more.

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